By MIB thingy please... - 05/02/2015 01:21 - United States - Oregon City

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Today, my date dropped me off at home and briefly met my parents. As he was leaving he whispered into my ear, "I want to feel the inside of your vagina with the outside of my penis." My parents totally heard. FML
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JMichael 25

And that's when your dad when into serial killer mode.

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newzealand 28

literally or metaphorically? there's a painful difference. .

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LaurenRoxsU 9

@85, How does one metaphorically break someone's dick? I'm genuinely curious here.

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SoNotReal 2

I think the metaphor involves "using it" excessively and/or harshly.

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joeblow6969 5

And this was a date, not a long term boyfriend? Little douche needs to be taught some manners. You can probably do better.

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rabbi1010 29

At least he said it the correct way.

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The_Avatar 22

I visibly flinched at the uncomfortableness of that statement

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katekoala 13

Wow, that's almost as good a line as "if I ****** you, I wouldn't pull out."

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kellilynn 18

And they say chivalry is dead.

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valalvax 13

Shit I'm pretty sure I've said the exact same thing to my gf and I KNOW she's said it to me

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vikky538 28

did your parents correct his sentence..

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duhdarling 11

lol at least you know he's into you...

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Spadoinkle 10

Who even says shit like that? That's just stupid and not at all romantic. What a fucktard.

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