Embarrassing and Miscellaneous: Parkour!

Parkour!

By ohjoy - 18/11/2009 07:42 - United States

Today, a friend and I attempted to jump the 7-foot high fence around his gated community because he'd left his keys. He made it. I didn’t. My shorts caught on the top of the fence, so I was forced to dangle there on a busy street until my Dad came and helped. But only after taking a picture. FML

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You deserved it 34 599

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By Josie - 05/06/2012 04:27 - United States - Florence

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend. There's a short cut to my house by jumping a fence but he insisted that we take the long way because, "Girls don't jump fences." To prove him wrong, I jumped the fence. I fell and broke my leg. FML

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You deserved it 36 033

By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 03:01 - United States

Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML

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You deserved it 23 618

By IronFoot - 14/08/2011 02:41 - Canada

Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML

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You deserved it 54 567

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

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You deserved it 55 187

By treehugger - 20/03/2012 09:47 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML

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You deserved it 49 390

Busted!

By angela - 09/04/2020 23:00

Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML

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You deserved it 2 107

The harder they come…

By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 21:26 - United States

Today, I had to climb over a tall gate. Getting to the top wasn't a problem, but falling face first on the way down wasn't what I'd had in mind. FML

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You deserved it 10 681

By roundemup - 11/02/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML

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You deserved it 5 215

Help!

By Anonymous - 07/05/2012 05:25 - United States - North Bergen

Today, I went to a river near my house. They have several swing ropes that you grab and then jump into the river. As I was about to let go of the rope, my leg got tangled and I was held underwater. My mom watched and laughed for a while before she came to help me. FML

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You deserved it 3 058

STOP!

By Sammmmi - 22/06/2016 18:35 - United Kingdom - Paisley

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

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You deserved it 1 886

Maxine17 8

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:03

How the hell did your friend manage to jump a 7 foot fence? Pretty damn cool. As for you...try again?

jh012 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:00

that. is. awesome.

Comments

jh012 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:00

that. is. awesome.

pepsie_fml 0

Friday 26 February 2010 2:02

that sucks that same thing has happened to me

showrunner 0

Saturday 6 March 2010 8:21

bull it happened to either of you. you'd have to be the most useless unathletic person to not get yourself down. YDI for being fat

guitarist410 5

Monday 30 July 2012 15:18

You are a dick! Has it ever happened to you? Probably not. So you can't have an opinion about someone or judge someone just because of an accident. I'd bet all of my money if it happened to you, you couldn't get down either. Asshole

Toasty283 8

Sunday 24 March 2013 17:27

Pics or it didn't happen

Maxine17 8

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:03

How the hell did your friend manage to jump a 7 foot fence? Pretty damn cool. As for you...try again?

aero_fml 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 18:07

Yeah, I wish I could jump a 7 foot anything.. Oh, and pics or it didn't happen

justmyswag 9

Monday 29 July 2013 5:58

Obviously her friend was black.

IronWarrior 9

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:07

Although not as epic as hanging from a flagpole by your underpants, still pretty awesome.

lostfaithinpppl 19

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:15

OP, just think about how many people you provided entertainment for while hanging on that fence. That will probably make it worth it ... or not :D

wellinever 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:29

We all want to see that picture!

fragmite 1

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:34

why didn't he grab his keys,then let you in? you sound brilliant sir.

Punkartmama 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:34

Where is this photo. You are a tease!

CallMeHush 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 16:41

ya!!! We want to see the pic!

morgan020 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:01

haha your dad is awesome!!

Ligerie 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 17:14

I thought gated communities had a code, not a key? And ours has a gate guard that can usually recognize someone who lives there or can ring the residence to make sure they know who you are if they don't recognize you.