Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an old friend of mine refused to go to a movie with me. Turns out he was sitting in front of me with my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
Today, my dad insisted on having a family movie night. He chose the movies Jaws and Mayday. I'm going on a diving expedition tomorrow. FML
Today, we watched a movie in French class. I went on a French exchange last year, so I wanted to sound all impressive and cultured for my crush who is in the same class. I said that it was my favorite movie and I couldn't wait to watch it with everyone. The movie turned out to be about incest. FML
Today, my boyfriend was complaining about how we never see the movies he wants to see. So I took him to the movies, and he picked which one. Then he fell asleep. FML
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
Today, my sister and I were planning a trip to get away from things and visit some faraway friends. My dad then decided to insert himself into our plans. He got mad when we said no, and couldn't understand why we wanted to go by ourselves. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML
Today, my dad lectured me because my mom cried herself to sleep last night. Why? Because I didn't want to watch a movie with her. I had to go to sleep to be up for work at 6 a.m., and was too tired to watch a movie in the first place. I live with drama queens. FML
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TechnicallyWrong 12
Kidnapping happens all of the time. You never know, be happy with your dad because he obviously loves you.
allplayedout 20
To be fair, my parents wouldn't have let me go to France without adult supervision when I was under 18 either.
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Comments (155)
lonter20 7
He has Taken it to seriously
REXOCREED 4
It's dumb people like you who get kidnapped
SeksyNightmare 16
I got parental permission to take a school trip to Europe. My dad (who had seen Taken before) then showed it to my mom (who didn't know the movie)..... She then revoked my permission
tbenson0628 14
Yeah... Cuz sex traffickers aren't real at all... Totally made up. Yup. Definitely. Keep telling yourself that.
alicat13 12
Juat a movie, but these things do happen.
JessicaGrewal 22
Your dad made the right decision. You never know right.
daemonsparta 16
actually sex trafficking in europe is quite high, your dad is smart. oh boo hoo no France for you. pfft
NutellaCongress 10
Be happy. Shows how much he doesn't want you to be kidnapped and forced to be a sex slave. Seriously though kidnapping is scary and I don't blame him
404wan 19
its girls with and attitude like yours that get taken. kidnapping is real, sex slavery is very ******* real. don't share a cab, be careful.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Well, kidnapping and sex trafficking are very real, not just things seen in TV and movies.