By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 51 958
You deserved it 3 263

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

I knew you were going to say that 49.

Must have a twin somewhere!

Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

33 Waaaaah. Nice of you to keep the peace.

Or a doppelganger.

maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

I just hate it when that happens

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

Did you tell HER that

*snaps a Z in the air*

m/ Alba gu brath m/

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Either that or he's Scottish.

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.

Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml

Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...