Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
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dramaelf
| 37
Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.
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emmingle
| 24
If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...
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dramaelf
| 37
Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.
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adam3650
| 12
I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....
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gotaplanstan
| 28
I knew you were going to say that 49.
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babe7260
| 30
Must have a twin somewhere!
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danial1214
| 21
Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.
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Olympiakos10
| 15
3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
33 Waaaaah.
Nice of you to keep the peace.
Nice of you to keep the peace.
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Disobey_fml
| 13
Or a doppelganger.
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young_weezy_fml
| 3
maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man
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evilraider
| 5
Wtf? No
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.
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SomeRandomGuy15
| 18
So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?
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hoffmanam
| 13
I just hate it when that happens
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emmingle
| 24
If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...
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kevinhenning
| 4
Did you tell HER that
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ilovedinosawers
| 17
Oh no she di-idn't!
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Catkam623
| 27
*snaps a Z in the air*
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GrinchFu1
| 27
m/ Alba gu brath m/
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BrandiLush
| 31
Meth is a hell of a drug.
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Wimoweh
| 10
Either that or he's Scottish.
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NagainaFier
| 16
While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"
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lysx84
| 24
Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?
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Adhdkid107
| 9
People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.
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kxxjoejoexxk
| 8
Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml
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jackaced
| 7
Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...