By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 005
You deserved it 3 265

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

I knew you were going to say that 49.

Must have a twin somewhere!

Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

33 Waaaaah. Nice of you to keep the peace.

Or a doppelganger.

maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

evilraider 5

Wtf? No

BellaBelle_fml 23

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

I just hate it when that happens

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

Did you tell HER that

*snaps a Z in the air*

m/ Alba gu brath m/

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Either that or he's Scottish.

NagainaFier 16

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

Llama_Face89 33

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.

kxxjoejoexxk 8

Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml

Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...