Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand...

By culodegrillo - 13/5/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML

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By dramaelf | 37

#5490573 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

By emmingle | 24

#5490582 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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By dramaelf | 37

#5490573 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

adam3650 | 12

#5490970 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:50

I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

gotaplanstan | 28

#5491308 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:06

I knew you were going to say that 49.

By babe7260 | 30

#5490575 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Must have a twin somewhere!

danial1214 | 21

#5490754 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:03

Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5490784 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:30

3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

ohSNAPyall | 26

#5490839 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:14

33 Waaaaah.

Nice of you to keep the peace.

Disobey_fml | 13

#5492106 - Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:07

Or a doppelganger.

By young_weezy_fml | 3

#5490578 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:39

maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

evilraider | 5

#5490700 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:05

Wtf? No

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5491651 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:36

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5491821 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:19

So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

By hoffmanam | 13

#5490580 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

I just hate it when that happens

By emmingle | 24

#5490582 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

By kevinhenning | 4

#5490586 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

Did you tell HER that

By ilovedinosawers | 17

#5490591 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:41

Oh no she di-idn't!

Catkam623 | 27

#5490757 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:06

*snaps a Z in the air*

By GrinchFu1 | 27

#5490592 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

m/ Alba gu brath m/

BrandiLush | 31

#5490733 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:40

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Wimoweh | 10

#5490804 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:46

Either that or he's Scottish.

NagainaFier | 16

#5490813 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:51

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#5490837 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:12

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

lysx84 | 24

#5490974 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:57

Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

By Adhdkid107 | 9

#5490593 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.

kxxjoejoexxk | 8

#5490657 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 2:26

Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml

By jackaced | 7

#5490594 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...