Miscellaneous: Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting...

By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 047

You deserved it 3 276

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By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 117

You deserved it 241

By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 008

You deserved it 2 802

Twins

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 01:06 - Canada - Windsor

Today, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confronted her, she claimed she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returned to our apartment and actually tried to act as if nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 914

You deserved it 2 950

Creeper

By Anonymous - 21/04/2013 23:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 955

You deserved it 4 190

By Anonymous - 01/11/2014 18:23 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 857

You deserved it 5 521

By whathehell - 27/04/2013 08:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking through a rough part of town, when a woman screamed that I'd stolen her bag. I was tackled to the ground by a large guy, who then gave my bag to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 141

You deserved it 3 643

By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 947

You deserved it 3 454

Mind your own business

By Anonymous - 20/06/2013 00:13 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I was at the airport when I saw a woman drop her bags and run to her husband. Thinking that someone might steal them, I picked up her bags and brought them over to her. She thanked me by slapping me, calling me a bitch and calling security. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 574

You deserved it 5 916

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 048

You deserved it 1 962

Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 080

You deserved it 182

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

emmingle 24

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

Comments

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

adam3650 12

Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:50

I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

gotaplanstan 28

Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:06

I knew you were going to say that 49.

babe7260 30

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:38

Must have a twin somewhere!

danial1214 21

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:03

Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

Olympiakos10 15

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:30

3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:14

33 Waaaaah. Nice of you to keep the peace.

Disobey_fml 13

Wednesday 15 May 2013 1:07

Or a doppelganger.

young_weezy_fml 3

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:39

maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

evilraider 5

Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:05

Wtf? No

BellaBelle_fml 23

Tuesday 14 May 2013 19:36

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Tuesday 14 May 2013 22:19

So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

hoffmanam 13

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

I just hate it when that happens

emmingle 24

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

kevinhenning 4

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:40

Did you tell HER that

ilovedinosawers 17

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:41

Oh no she di-idn't!

Catkam623 27

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:06

*snaps a Z in the air*

GrinchFu1 27

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

m/ Alba gu brath m/

BrandiLush 31

Tuesday 14 May 2013 3:40

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Wimoweh 10

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:46

Either that or he's Scottish.

NagainaFier 16

Tuesday 14 May 2013 4:51

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

Llama_Face89 33

Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:12

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

lysx84 24

Tuesday 14 May 2013 7:57

Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

Adhdkid107 9

Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:42

People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.