By culodegrillo - 13/05/2013 20:36 - Spain

Today, a woman approached me in the street and slapped me, ranting about how I stole her man. I don't even know her man, or her, and I live over a thousand miles away in Scotland. I'm back in town for the first time since my childhood to attend a wedding. FML
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dramaelf 37
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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

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emmingle 24
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If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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dramaelf 37
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Having a telepathic affair are we? You minx.

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adam3650 12
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I almost dated a psychic once, but she dumped me before we met.....

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gotaplanstan 28
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I knew you were going to say that 49.

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babe7260 30
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Must have a twin somewhere!

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danial1214 21
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Guys, don't thumb down 3 her and 2 commented at the same time.

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Olympiakos10 15
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3 is 2s twin who wrote the same thing as 2, thus making no sense

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ohSNAPyall 26
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33 Waaaaah. Nice of you to keep the peace.

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Disobey_fml 13
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Or a doppelganger.

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young_weezy_fml 3
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maybe the wedding you are attending is yours and it's with her man

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evilraider 5

Wtf? No

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Ok, I think it's high time for you to lay off the weed there, young_weezy.

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SomeRandomGuy15 18
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So are you suggesting that OP somehow has amnesia and forgot their own wedding?

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hoffmanam 13
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I just hate it when that happens

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emmingle 24
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If she's walking around assaulting random people, she wasn't much of a catch in the first place...

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kevinhenning 4
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Did you tell HER that

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Catkam623 27
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*snaps a Z in the air*

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GrinchFu1 27
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m/ Alba gu brath m/

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BrandiLush 31
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Meth is a hell of a drug.

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Wimoweh 10
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Either that or he's Scottish.

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NagainaFier 16

While 31 makes a fair point, after a quick profile check, I'mma go with 37 on this one.

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Llama_Face89 33

It's Gaelic. Roughly translates to "Scotland forever"

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lysx84 24
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Did 9 just get thumbed down for being a proud Scot? Is everyone just jealous?

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Adhdkid107 9
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People can't just go up to people and slap them. I mean maybe you looked like they girl that stole him but still. They should make sure that's the actual person.

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kxxjoejoexxk 8

Yea they kinda can..... It happens almost daily according to fml

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jackaced 7
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Do you look like your mother? Time to ask some questions...

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