Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my...

By Anonymous - 13/5/2013 16:01 - Australia - Mount Eliza

Today, I gave my boss a gift card as a late birthday present, since I wasn't in the office on his actual birthday. He accused me of trying to bribe my way to a promotion, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By emilyjgraham | 34

#5490391 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:33

This doesn't go for all managerial positions, but I'm sure some managers like to assert their authority for no particular reason! He sounds like an ass!

By Zebediabolical | 37

#5490398 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:36

Did anyone else get him anything? Or was it just you? Around my place of business, office birthday parties are a card an cake event. No real presents.

But he still sounds like a dick to me.

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By emilyjgraham | 34

#5490391 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:33

This doesn't go for all managerial positions, but I'm sure some managers like to assert their authority for no particular reason! He sounds like an ass!

evilscorpi | 29

#5490500 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:43

for being ungrateful I probably would have taken it back

tjv3 | 10

#5490534 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:16

I bet he is related to my boss. What an ass

Really_SIGH | 7

#5490541 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:18

I feel that ,in this case, the manager is either just an ass, or pissed op didn't make a special b-day drop off. Just my opinion.

By Zebediabolical | 37

#5490398 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:36

Did anyone else get him anything? Or was it just you? Around my place of business, office birthday parties are a card an cake event. No real presents.

But he still sounds like a dick to me.

By Tika876 | 18

#5490399 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:37

Seems no good deed goes unpunished.

By chocolateisyum | 12

#5490401 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:38

Well someone's a dick who likes to show their power around the office

By Razinbow | 8

#5490406 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:40

Or a simple thank you would have sufficed....what a buttmunch.

By Catkam623 | 27

#5490411 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:42

What's wrong with humanity can no one give a gift anymore... Unless you were trying to bribe him.

By narkill | 13

#5490412 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:43

Well... How much was the giftcard for?

By jackaced | 7

#5490416 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:44

The proper gift for a boss' birthday is NOT telling everyone he's a total prick behind his back

By ScenicSubterfuge | 39

#5490418 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:45

Did you take it back?>.

By Gmoney12 | 18

#5490424 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:47

I hope you reassured him that it was a gift card for an "all inclusive go fuck yourself asshole" experience. Those are the best gifts for insecure bosses :)