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Play along...or risk unnecessary humiliation. Seems like an easy choice to me.
Next time she dresses up to look nice, tell her what an amazing King Kong costume she 's wearing. No biggie.
wow op that's a perfect setup. send her this: yeah sorry I was pretty tipsy that nite lol. but u were on my mind so I'm thinking next time u can join me. promise I won't get as crazy. or sumthin simple like that. then u wait for her to say yes. easy.
punk **** limp wrist
go chris brown on her ass naooo or just tell her either one
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Who the hell is disliking everything?! Seriously, get off FML!! On a side note, this will probably be thumbed down too.
Lame lame lame. WHERE'S THE FML?? This site used to be good.
go with "sometimes people r most truthful when drunk" then laugh it off n be like "what did i say?" if she feels strongly against it, be like "wow so should I drink more often lol?"
Today, I was riding the public bus and a really fat, smelly guy sat next to me. He put his arm around my shoulder and asked me if I was single. My stop wasn't for three more miles. FML
wat r u like 13? lmao
that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day
show your ****
ask her is she knows how to make sandwiches
I don't even want to say it
Wow, I wonder what you said.
Go in for the kill!
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that is ******* hilarious. You just made my day
just think how funny you are drunk