Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
How about…
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Spanner
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
Top comments
CanadianNarwhal 13
Dude, your dad's a jackass.
HannahForbesxo 13
And father of the year award goes to...
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Comments (119)
omgcookeys 15
Your dads an asshole.
RyanMacVey 17
*insert sob story about life without a dad* ...... dont you feel better about your life now OP?
upwardSpiral 4
what an ass. I'm sorry OP stuff like that hurts. but if that's really how he feels, you are better off not having him there.
commietaco 0
pics or it didn't happen!
kablooey_01 3
how do you know he doesn't just have a job lined up?
alexistheboss365 0
High five!!
wonderboy84 0
And the award for father of the year goes to ....
thepandawh0re 2
what a boss
LoveKeepsGoing 7
What are you graduating from ? It's summer, school is closed.. But still FYL & FY Dad.
Texast 0
Colleges do have summer classes and graduations.
eminemchick 19
18 howd u catch bush doing that? can someone please tell me thats photoshopped?