allinicolesmh
United States
Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
Collection
Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
fml
United States
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Austin
United States
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
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This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Elkhart, United States
How about…
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Anonymous
Colchester, United Kingdom
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
SapphireRaven
United States
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
NorwegianMadman
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
fuckedup
Germany
Spanner
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
FML
United Kingdom
Communication breakdown
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
Kristinmarsh08
United States
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
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CanadianNarwhal 13
Dude, your dad's a jackass.
HannahForbesxo 13
And father of the year award goes to...
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Comments (119)
MonikaMMH 3
That sucks ALLIN, I graduated from HS, CC, and U, and my dad didn't make any of my graduations. The last one, was because He went on vacation.
lissalove17 8
32- You really like acronyms, don't you?
neonblue120 6
I was gonna say some mean hateful comment and then I stopped and asked myself why? What kind of pathetic lonely cowardly ass sack gets their jollies fom degrading other peopl anonymously? I if that's story is true it's a bummer but trust me there's worse out there chin up. :)
iluvcrazipepl 9
Supportive isn't he? FYL and f your dad. He's an ass.
nadhirah 4
Maybe, just maybe he can't bear to see his little girl graduate. He'd get all sensitive. Another possibility is that he's just lazy :(
Ebola_fml 20
It really happened 31. Are you interested in buying a bridge in New York City by chance?
SxE_Danielle_TD 5
I bet he'll show up. My dad says stuff like that all the time as a joke.
ktateprado 0
Brilliant!
iguana13579 0
hahah what a jerkoff
linnie_wesker 20
My brother didn't go to my graduation because he couldn't go that long without getting high, so I understand. FYL
elmousey 5
I don't really think you understand, it's OPs dad not a sibling. Your brother used a shit excuse as well, why wouldn't he just get high and go to your graduation?
tj4234 36
Maybe he was too emotional to show up? A combination of him feeling old because of his little girls graduation and the fact that you succeeded in graduating, which is something that is not entirely common.
eminemchick 19
yes! im also interested in that nigerian princesses money! jk ppl obviously its not real..-.-