Today, my dad said he can't go to my graduation because he has to work. He got fired a month ago. FML
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Today, I got fired. By my father. He wants me to drive him to work tomorrow. FML
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, I got a notice in the mail saying I had been fired from my job. My dad's the boss, who I happen to live with. FML
How about…
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Dodgy dad
Today, nobody wanted to come to my graduation after finding out that my father was coming too. FML
Today, I found out that I was denied for work study eligibility by my college. I went to my financial advisor to ask why. It wasn't my grades or attendance. Apparently my father makes too much money for me to get a job at the school. My dad was fired 3 months ago and has been out of work since. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Spanner
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Communication breakdown
Today, my dad drove me to work which is an hour away. Twenty minutes into the job, I was told, "Didn't we tell you last week? We let you go." Clearly, no, they didn't. I had to wait one awkward hour, with my colleagues who knew I was fired before I did, for my dad to collect me. FML
Today, I texted my dad and told him I was getting married in five months. His reply? "I gotta work that day." FML
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CanadianNarwhal 13
Dude, your dad's a jackass.
HannahForbesxo 13
And father of the year award goes to...
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Comments (119)
leannalovesyhu 0
I kinda dont blame him. I went to my eighth grade grad. I donnt think im going to any graduation again '!
DrainedOfSanity 4
When the job market sucks like this, he has to take any job he can. Don't FML your Dad when he's trying to help out you ungrateful bitch.
soccerphanatic 1
Sucks buddy
angryyute 4
Hahahahahahahahahaha
foxmatrix15 8
Ur dad is probably depressed and to live a monumental accomplishment for u even if ur his son he might be feeling like a failure after losing his job I would talk to him and don't worry bout it he knows a diploma is just a piece of paper. I'm sure he is proud of u.
hchardman 0
He ment his other job...
CarnivalCat 1
After a month of no work... work might be a high priority.
CarnivalCat 1
This sounds like a conversation you didn't bother to finish. Did you even bother to ask what job he had to work?
kingdranzet 0
or else he" s happy 4 u.. he didn't want to show it..he has some prolemossssss
kingdranzet 0
or else he" s happy 4 u.. he didn't want to show it..he has some prolemossssss
sloat24 1
Really? Your dads a douche