CanadianNarwhal

About Canadiannarwhal

My name is Sarah, I'm Canadian, I speak English and French and I'm a lesbian. I'm also Wiccan, which is fantastic. I really really really love music. Tegan and Sara, An Horse, Rachael Cantu, The Butchies, Sick of Sarah and 2NE1 are some of my favorites. I also really love Nyan Cat, because really, who doesn't want a poptart cat who eats everything and shits rainbows?

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

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Perfectionist
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The rules are the rules
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Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

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