By anonymous - 07/12/2015 13:28 - United States - Mandeville

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

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Your dad is a special kind of cat flap, isn't he?

haha... I saw what you did there :D

You stole that from the Romanians. I guess we can forgive you.

Oh no.. FML users are now sharing inside jokes. what is happening to the world??

I feel like I'm in a secret club now.

Little do you know this is exactly how the universe was created though.

Everyone is making jokes about the FML, but if you do as his dad said, you WILL implode... I've tried it.....

So you're writing this from the afterlife? Good to know you can keep your electronics.

What a gastronomical error on his part.

I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

LIES!! Everyone knows women don't pass gas, therefore there is still a 100% possibility of this being true I've never even my ex fiance go the bathroom (other than to pee) #womendontpoop

On the bright side you seem to be more intelligent! Let people believe what they want to believe

I would pay to see that

There's only one way to prove him wrong...you know what you have to do OP!!

I wouldn't do that. It creates a vacuum inside your body!

Get the beans and soda ready.

He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

I was thinking "he probably saw that on fml...." lmao

"Do you think people would just go on the Internet and just tell lies?" -Buster Baxter

No harm in him trying

Well he could potentially create a vacuum inside his body, so there is that.

Just take a vacuum to the front-end and back-end. Same thing. Nbd.