Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML
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Emmiii_fml
| 18
I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!
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bella_nana347
| 23
He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true
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Sunflora219
| 26
Your dad is a special kind of cat flap, isn't he?
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Tomato_Cheese
| 22
I got that XD
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Abhimanyu
| 14
haha... I saw what you did there :D
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rinzlerkitty94
| 31
You stole that from the Romanians. I guess we can forgive you.
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hellnosucka
| 27
Oh no.. FML users are now sharing inside jokes. what is happening to the world??
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Badkarma4u
| 17
I feel like I'm in a secret club now.
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Wizardo
| 33
Little do you know this is exactly how the universe was created though.
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helptheorphans
| 17
Everyone is making jokes about the FML, but if you do as his dad said, you WILL implode... I've tried it.....
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
So you're writing this from the afterlife? Good to know you can keep your electronics.
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Shadowvoid
| 33
What a gastronomical error on his part.
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Emmiii_fml
| 18
I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!
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Host2phats
| 21
LIES!! Everyone knows women don't pass gas, therefore there is still a 100% possibility of this being true I've never even my ex fiance go the bathroom (other than to pee) #womendontpoop
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crimsonclouds
| 19
On the bright side you seem to be more intelligent! Let people believe what they want to believe
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dca101
| 23
I would pay to see that
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El_Boxeador
| 14
There's only one way to prove him wrong...you know what you have to do OP!!
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MortenM
| 17
I wouldn't do that. It creates a vacuum inside your body!
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mds9986
| 24
Get the beans and soda ready.
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bella_nana347
| 23
He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true
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derangedplanet
| 23
I was thinking "he probably saw that on fml...." lmao
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NonScaryPumkin
| 22
"Do you think people would just go on the Internet and just tell lies?"
-Buster Baxter
-Buster Baxter
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mixximoo
| 24
No harm in him trying
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bella_nana347
| 23
Well he could potentially create a vacuum inside his body, so there is that.
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ryannmichael
| 17
Just take a vacuum to the front-end and back-end. Same thing. Nbd.