FML : Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him...

Today, my dad read that if you pass gas from both ends at the same time it will create a vacuum inside your body and you'll implode. I can't convince him otherwise. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By anonymous / Monday 7 December 2015 13:28 / United States - Mandeville

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By Emmiii_fml | 18

#6479482 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:52

I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

By bella_nana347 | 23

#6479493 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:58

He probably read it on the internet. Everything on the internet is true

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By Sunflora219 | 26

#6479477 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:51

Your dad is a special kind of cat flap, isn't he?

Tomato_Cheese | 22

#6479513 - Monday 7 December 2015 23:05

I got that XD

Abhimanyu | 14

#6479731 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 4:53

haha... I saw what you did there :D

rinzlerkitty94 | 31

#6479753 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 5:25

You stole that from the Romanians. I guess we can forgive you.

hellnosucka | 27

#6479760 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 5:31

Oh no.. FML users are now sharing inside jokes. what is happening to the world??

Badkarma4u | 17

#6480062 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 16:07

I feel like I'm in a secret club now.

By Wizardo | 33

#6479480 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:52

Little do you know this is exactly how the universe was created though.

helptheorphans | 17

#6479769 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 5:42

Everyone is making jokes about the FML, but if you do as his dad said, you WILL implode... I've tried it.....

domolovesyoshi | 33

#6479805 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 7:16

So you're writing this from the afterlife? Good to know you can keep your electronics.

By Shadowvoid | 33

#6479481 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:52

What a gastronomical error on his part.

By Emmiii_fml | 18

#6479482 - Monday 7 December 2015 22:52

I don't see any faults in this 100% bulletproof theory. I shall remember this and never pass gas from both ends ever again. Imploding wouldn't be a nice death. Thank your dad for warning us!

Host2phats | 21

#6479828 - Tuesday 8 December 2015 9:09

LIES!! Everyone knows women don't pass gas, therefore there is still a 100% possibility of this being true I've never even my ex fiance go the bathroom (other than to pee) #womendontpoop