By Joe - 19/10/2009 04:32 - Cambodia

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Today, whilst celebrating my birthday with my friends and family, I met a girl at the bar who seemed interested. She became very disinterested and left after my mother whispered in her ear "If you go home with my son make sure he wears a condom." FML
I agree, your life sucks 25 027
You deserved it 2 927

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You got cock blocked by your mom.

perdix 29

Ouch! Mom's not a wingman, but an anti-aircraft gunner! Shot down! Mom's driving away that competition and keeping your Oedipus complex intact.

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AsianHomie 0

first? and whyd your mom stuttered

WeirdUp 0

wtf is that supposed to mean

windchime 0

second? dope :]

perdix 29

Ouch! Mom's not a wingman, but an anti-aircraft gunner! Shot down! Mom's driving away that competition and keeping your Oedipus complex intact.

you shouldn't let your mother near yourself when you are at a bar.

thefury 0

why is your mom even there? is she there to look out for you?

She was there because he was celebrating his birthday with his friends and FAMILY.

You got cock blocked by your mom.

YDI ... who tries to get with someone while with their family?

YDI for trying to pick up some girl in front of your mommy. And for using the word "whilst".

Apparently she wasn't that into you if that's all it took to make her leave. While that must have been embarrassing for her, it's pretty sound advice. Responsible sex = great sex.

She just wants you to be safe?? That really sucks man... although she could have laughed it off