Today, my dad and stepmom came back from a very expensive two-month trip across the world. When they got home, they had more gifts for their cat than for me. FML
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Today, I had to buy more supplies for the cat my friend asked me to pet sit for 2 weeks. Her 2-week vacation ended over 3 years ago. FML
Today, my parents went on holiday less than two hours ago. They’re probably still in the airport, and not even on the plane yet. In those two hours I spilled milk on dad's armchair, broke a door handle off a kitchen cupboard, and stepped on and broke the cat's tail so I’m now in the vet's waiting room. FML
Today, my parents spent more time, money, and effort on my boyfriend's birthday present than they ever have on any of mine. FML
Today, my dad and his girlfriend left for a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
Today, my dad came home from a trip to Arizona and brought back special hand-picked gifts for the whole family. When he got to me, he smiled, and pulled out a free lotion from the hotel at which he was staying. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I went Christmas shopping for my cat. I still haven't bought presents for my family, yet my cat already has several small gifts under the tree and an outfit to wear around the house. I really need a new hobby. FML
Today, when I got back to my bedroom, I found my cat had left not one, not two, but four dead lizards for me. FML
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
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angryo5trich 13
They didn't have to bring you anything stop being so ungrateful
XxfrenchyyXx 12
I don't see anything wrong with this to be honest.
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Comments (61)
JustASpectator 8
Keep in mind that cat gifts are - normally at least - a bit cheaper than gifts for human beings... So it might seem you got 'less' but maybe they spent twice as much money on you! So don't be ungrateful.
redscarf_fml 8
Me as a parent tbh
Jillene 8
Cats rule!!
tsukikuiin 16
They didn't go on a 2 month trip to buy you gifts. Be grateful for what you got, it could have been nothing. "First" world problem much?
itsme82 18
All I can think to this is "get over yourself."
brose180158 9
Just remember, they could have brought back the cat gifts, but none for you at all.
FalloutScrolls 25
Don't be bitter. Be happy for the cat!
daynanance 9
What makes this so funny for me is the fact that I read OPs name in an annoyed voice like "DAMN YOU OREO"
seriously1738 8
I guess you could say that was very "catty". No one? Okay...
VanillaBeanGhost 15
Sadly I love my cats more than any human :3