By DM - 04/03/2013 20:02 - United States - Fayville

Today, I walked into what I thought would be a surprise birthday party. It wasn't. It was my parents staging an intervention over my cat obsession. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 917
You deserved it 30 017

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"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.


Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...


wlddog 14

Loving cats is not healthy. OP should love dogs. We are much easier to get along with, and we can protect your house. Cats don't protect houses or chew up those evil shoes. Grrrrrr. Evil shoes.... I will slay them all. SQUIRREL!!!! Oh... Hello. I love you friend.

Cats will not stand for this slander! We defend the house against vermin like mice and flies, and let's not forget the dreaded menace of that itchy wool string!

Hey, uh, you two? The 1990s called, and they want their dumbass character accounts back. Oh, and their "the ????s called" insults too. I'm mailing those back as we speak, so how about you follow suit?

Nobody uses mail anymore, it's all email and faxes, get with the times. Everyone's sense of humor is subjective, just because a joke is old to you doesn't mean it can't be a source of amusement for others. If its old to you don't read it, no one's forcing you. Quit being a wet blanket, there's no logical motivation for it.

This is possibly the best FML I've ever read.

At least she still can go home and have her cats comfort her after the intervention

Have you ever heard of crazy cat man? I think not. I rest my case.

My uncle is a crazy cat man just sayin.

Ehhh my best friends a crazy cat man ._. ER...crazy Persian man. To be more exact.. Oh sorry, I mean boy :D

First step to recovery is admitting you have a problem

Aaaand then taking your thoughts to the Internet, a place where everyone is obsessed with cats...

"Surprise! We got rid of your cats!" You were the cat-alyst of your own downfall.

So you didn't get those kittens you asked for your birthday? Sorry, OP.

"I didn't get the intervention memo, I guess these kitten shaped mittens I bought you are faux-pas now, right?"


Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty obsessed with pussy too...

When you start sniffing the litterbox right near the pussy, you know you're in too deep with this obsession.

#5 I think everyone got you just right.

That is probably the most touching and heart-felt comment I have ever read on an FML

WrongRomance 11

No cat-shaped cake for you.. Only therapy.

Cat shaped therapy? She/he tried that once already :P

I bet you weren't feline good about them letting the cat out of the bag on your kitty craze.

9That, my dear erm, is awesome. Erm. From a gender whom you do not know...or just too lazy to find out. :D

BurumaB 2

Do your parents know you are on the internet past bedtime?

....get off this planet. You do not belong here! >:U YOU...YOU DEVILS FEMALE SERVENT YOU. Oh sorry, man? No I don't think so :D