Today, my dad and I were shovelling snow off the roof. I told him I was going to jump off the roof. He told me to go ahead, so I did. He failed to tell me that the snow was packed and wouldn't break my fall. I now have an injured back. He didn't tell me because he didn't think I would actually do it. FML
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Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, for some reason, my amazing dad told me to slide down towards a pole on a car tire while tobogganing down a hill and I hit the tire, consequently getting hurt in the head. I love my dad but something must've gone wrong that day. FML
Today, I walked across my kitchen to go get my mom a blanket after she shoveled snow. I slipped and caught the kitchen chair with my side, landed on the floor and almost fracturing my knee cap. She then told me she wasn't cold. FML
Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Today, as I always do when we get a lot of snow, I shovelled the snow off my elderly neighbor’s driveway. I slipped and fell into a snowbank, breaking my collarbone, and she had to call 911 to help me out because I couldn't snow angel my way up. FML
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
Today, while on the roof of my friend's house, I took a shortcut down by jumping onto the roof of his nearby shed. Not only did I go right through it and hurt my arm, I've also received several calls from my friend's dad, demanding I pay for the damage. FML
Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
Today, I tripped over a ice block frozen to the ground and hit my knee hard on another. I had trouble getting up, so I asked my dad if he could give me a hand. He started clapping and walked away. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
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MrWombastic 0
Win! Your dad probably assumed you had brains!
RedSnappah 0
Well your just a dumbass YDI
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Comments (105)
Osakhomen 0
WTF are you missing a part of your brain?
strawberry6826 0
lmfaoooo well fyl. feel better tho.
kaitlinQ 0
u poor thing!!! what's wrong with ur ad!!
Jarvi 0
I like that...
tb15 0
even if the snow wasn't packed I doubt it would break your fall
g3rusz 6
Don't worry, Natural Selection! Next time she won't be that lucky!
wordgirl 0
Know how when you buy a new laptop or get something else expensive, you're so careful not to mess it up or drop it or spill anything on it because even though it could probably be fixed if you broke it, it would be a freaking headache to fix it, and it would probably never work the same again, and the "newness" would be officially gone? Try to go with the metaphor, here, OP. :)
AlcaSMT 0
Stupid acts are stupid. YDI~
karinerz 0
Why would you jump off a roof in the first place? And do you not look down before you jump, seeing that the snow wasn't packed enough? YDI.
Sniper3000 0
u ******* idiot....