By Anonymous - 07/10/2016 16:37 - Australia - Brisbane

Today my daughter asked me to do her a huge favor : undergo a liposuction transplantation where my fat would be sucked out then put into her butt and thighs. Apparently, I am the fattest DNA match to her, lessening the risk of her rejecting the transplant. FML
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Tripartita 44
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"I get my rockin' bod from my mom." "Yeah, genetics are pretty cool." "You misunderstand me…"

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coolmike699 26
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Is she paying for it? If someone wanted some of my fat, they could have it as long as I didn't have to pay anything. That's a win for both of us.

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TweetAnne 13

Mothers give life and sacrifices for their children. Undergoing plastic surgery for them is way too much.

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booperdooper222 10
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After that make sure her hairs blonde and she gets a Starbucks OP!

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armattiuzzo 16
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There are no Starbucks in Australia.

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trucker2 33
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It's nasty coffee anyhow

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species4872 19

yes there is.

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FMLUser404 4
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1 angry white girl disliked your comment.

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booperdooper222 10
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I just meant it as a white girl stereotype Joke

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coolmike699 26
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Is she paying for it? If someone wanted some of my fat, they could have it as long as I didn't have to pay anything. That's a win for both of us.

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kfchicken 31
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nah surgery is too scary for me! plus no cells are 100% match unless youre a twin so correct me if I'm wrong but this girl will have to be on immunosuppressive meds for the rest of her life

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Love_L0ST 13
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I'd call that a win if it were me free Liposuction to get rid of my fat assuming my kid pays otherwise no go for me too

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Mauskau 35
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But why would you want to add fat to your body? If you want a bigger butt or thighs, do heavy squats and dead lifts.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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22, I don't think you realize just how lazy some people can be.

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Tripartita 44
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"I get my rockin' bod from my mom." "Yeah, genetics are pretty cool." "You misunderstand me…"

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HoofHeartedBro 14
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I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny.

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creditless 14
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aww you're here hero

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Xquisite1 28

Who else saw when the site was temporarily "hacked" today?

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The_Unlucky1 19
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I think they sorted it out...

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rockyhorrorQT 12

I hope so. Creepy stuff.

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ShleeG 23
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I missed it.. what happened?

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Xquisite1 28

#19 A hacker temporarily took over the site, threatened to leak user data unless they were given a certain amount of bit coins. The post showed the hackers post rather than a real FMLs instead.

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oldsaltydawg 12
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sounds like a win win to me

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