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By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

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By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By mini matthylde - 19/11/2015 09:57 - France - Nantes

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:14

So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.

AKskier1 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:08

in short too. it's all goods

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BIGshooter 2

Wednesday 12 January 2011 9:57

short chicks are hot. I'm a guy that's 6' 7" I love shortys cause they appriciate a tall guys abilities and they are easier to carry around.

mrjmaster1234 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 16:41

that actually made laugh out loud :O

JanisEvans 10

Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:00

Let me introduce you to a brilliant new invention: the ladder.

mikeyg36 6

Wednesday 12 January 2011 21:33

Youre lucky. youre one inch away from having to use a booster seat in the car

Squidda 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 6:28

I knoe how yuh feel I always get short jokes cuz I'm 5ft

winniez99 0

Sunday 13 February 2011 4:43

wow

BAMF18 0

Monday 21 February 2011 16:04

drive your rain to the pot of gold that we humbly call, your keys

abbiesaprincess 0

Friday 11 March 2011 18:32

it's ok my brother thought it would be funny to put me crutches on the top shelf of my closet. I have a 5lb full leg cast on and I'm 4'7

smellymellyy 7

Friday 15 April 2011 23:04

******* WIN

deefan101 11

Sunday 5 June 2011 0:11

I feel your pain! my friend did the same to me. except I'm 5'1

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Today, it's been a week since I was dumped. I planned to stay at my apartment, cry, and eat chocolate in peace. My roommate decided to have loud sex with her boyfriend in the apartment. She refused to quiet down, saying, "My body, my rules." FML

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Today, I got grounded because I have a picture on facebook in which I'm touching the crotch of a cardboard cut-out of Obama. My parents insist the FBI will see that and I'll end up in jail. My parents are crazy. FML

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Today, I can no longer tolerate my mother-in-law. She's not a bad person, but anytime she opens her mouth it is only to criticize, chastise, scold, or blame me. My husband is too terrified of her to ask her to leave our home. FML

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Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket. FML

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Today, I finally got to meet the new Director of my department. She was my intern eight years ago, the one I declined to recommend for a full time position due to interpersonal conflicts. She knows. FML

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No joking allowed

It's always in the most obvious place

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