Work: Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys... - FML

By frmitalywithlove - 11/01/2011 04:11 - United States

Today, my coworker thought it would be funny to throw my keys up onto the top shelf in storage. I'm 4'10. FML

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By fucking teen cunts - 27/01/2013 21:59 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I was on a ladder at work, fetching some stock from one of the storage shelves. Some teenage kid thought it would be fucking hilarious to grab the ladder and violently shake it. He hadn't bet on me being startled enough to fall off and fracture my elbow on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 02:57 - United States

Today, I started a new job. I lost my work keys and had everyone running all over the building looking for them. We found them, hanging in the last lock I had used. They now all think I'm a nut. FML

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By Baikal - 12/05/2013 04:09 - Singapore

Today, my cousin thought it would be funny to make copies of my house keys and give it to random people on the street. I live alone and work a 12 hour shift daily. FML

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By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham

Today, a coworker and I pulled a April Fools' prank on our boss. She "borrowed" his keys and rolled down his window. I took a car window from a scrap yard and sprinkled it on the ground near his door. His response was to kick the nearest object in anger. The nearest object happened to be my car. FML

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By lions214 - 11/01/2012 01:40 - United States

Today, at work at a store, I was sitting on the floor stocking a bottom shelf. A woman in a motorized cart did not see me, and ran over my hand. When I alerted her about what she had done she laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2019 02:02

Today, some asshat thought it would be funny to put a second lock on my locker. FML

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By Dumped - 06/04/2017 14:00

Today, at work, I went to place a small item on a shelf. The shelf fell on me, trapping my hand. While lifting it, the top shelf fell against my chest and the products all dumped on my face. I then realized the shelves were only held up by zip ties. FML

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By mini matthylde - 19/11/2015 09:57 - France - Nantes

Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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It's always in the most obvious place

By Anonymous - 27/02/2023 14:00

Today, my toddler thought it would be funny to hide my car keys. After searching for hours, I found them in his toy box. FML

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SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:14

So you're fun-sized? :-P Your coworker sounds like a douche.

AKskier1 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:08

in short too. it's all goods

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sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:58

She's not asking how to get her keys back, people! The FML is about being made fun of for being short. I'm short too, just not that short. Damn!(:FYL

hahaLexinater 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:05

me-dude why you so tall? you-dude why you so short?

nicole317 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:16

awe thats terrible but funny! Just get him with good pay back! haha.

SoFreshAndYetDep 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:20

Does your temper match your height?

Jaykayfu 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:40

Hm, does the grass tickle your nutsack ?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:50

since when do women have a nutsack?

Jaykayfu 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:54

Ok then--does the grass tickle your pussy ?

unfortunate_13 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:28

does your stupidity tickle your brain cells?

nokel11 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:35

haha!

Jaykayfu 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:50

First of all, I didn't know she was a woman . I don't bother reading many people's comments either . So sit back down child and enjoy the comment because it is totally unnecessary to correct a joke . Finally, who cares if she's female--she's still short and the joke can just comply to short people . Yes, all short people have nutsacks .

grandpaearthling 2

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:55

get the other members of the lollipop guild to help plan your revenge. I mean, like, how high are the shelves in that tree anyway. you can only stack cookies so high.

therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:58

don't get short with him, he's just having fun

Kyledude 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:11

Bad times. I'm 5'11 so I don't feel your pain :) just grab some ladders..

JanisEvans 10

Wednesday 12 January 2011 20:10

I actually find 5'11 pretty short for a dude... No offense.

melibear89 7

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:20

find a hot tall guy to get them down for you.

Yes_I_Own_It 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:23

that shit is funny

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