By jfc, how just how - 19/05/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, my brother broke his mountain bike, so he stole mine, and managed to break it as well. Then he made some kind of franken-bike out of parts from both, and messed that one up too. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 247
You deserved it 3 766

Same thing different taste

Top comments

perdix 29

It's a sign that you both should take up jogging.


At least he felt bad enough that he tried to built you a new bike.

2, if he felt so bad, he wouldn'ta taken the parts to build a new one, nor ride it in the same careless manner as before.

bettyboop428 24

Why so many down votes for 3? He is correct.

Darn tooting I'm correct. Thanks for supporting the grammar Nazi cause. I hope you will be attending our bimonthly meeting later this week.

why does this have so many negative votes???

Steal his money so you can buy a new mountainbike.

TheRandomIndian 17
perdix 29

It's a sign that you both should take up jogging.

He can be a mechanic but don't let him drive any cars

SystemofaBlink41 27

If this was within the period of one day, I think there should be an award for this.

I am torn between thinking this kid is a complete genius or a complete dumbass.

Same problem 36. But I think 49 has our problem solved

Your brother should probably look into another hobby... Bike riding just isn't working out!

You should probably keep him away from bikes from now on..

olpally 32

What an idiot. How do you break 2 mountain bikes? Then try to make it work by putting the two broken ones together? What a ******* moron your brother is.

Maybe there were different parts broken so he used the good parts to make a new bike.

olpally 32

Chances are the bikes weren't the same make or model though, regardless if they were good parts he tried to put together. Two wrongs don't always make a right.

22, how do you know the parents didn't get them two similar bikes for Christmas one year?

olpally 32

The fact he messed up the new one he made out of the two broken ones, makes me believe they aren't similar bikes otherwise the new bike would've worked with the broken parts. Ehh. I could see that happening. But I doubt it.

26, if he could break the two separate bikes while they had correct parts, I wouldn't be surprised by him breaking a bike made by him out of matching parts...

potatomanjr 16

You can use any component off any mountain bike to put it on another mountain bike. You can not mix and match road bike parts and mountain bike parts. My team mate today broke a derailure, then jammed up a chain on a back up bike they had. Bikes break often, they are simple to repair, but you would be surprised at how much they cost to repair.

Demand payment for your broken bike doesnt matter if hes your brother he broke your bike he has to pay