Annoying and Religion: The real indoctrination

The real indoctrination

By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 18:00

Today, our village has a new priest and he routinely harasses everyone who doesn’t attend church on Sunday. I’m so sick of him I’m considering throwing paint on him the next time I see him coming up the garden path. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2024 05:00

Today, at my niece's christening, I was outside with family when we suddenly heard shouting and the priest pushing my husband outside while screaming, “GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!” Friar Tuck style. It’s been six hours and husband still won’t tell me what he did that upset a priest that badly. FML

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Cool your jets

By Anonymous - 19/07/2021 22:01

Today, my fiancé told a priest on the bus to fuck off, because he was annoying her with all his God talk. She didn’t know the priest had been our family's priest for the past 40 years, the guy we were supposed to talk to about our wedding next year. Guess that’s not happening now. FML

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Bible belt

By Anonymous - 27/11/2021 14:01

Today, after I recently started going back to church, my husband, who was last inside a church when he was replacing a boiler, told me I’d better knock it off because our kids threatened to stop visiting, and our neighbours think we’re “that couple.” FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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Tradcath

By Anonymous - 30/01/2023 16:30

Today, my husband won’t speak to our son anymore, because our son has slowly become more religious and is now studying to be a priest, "bringing shame on the family" as my husband calls it. FML

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By wallet? GONE - 21/04/2013 22:27 - United States - Pueblo

Today, I was mugged by a street preacher. The same one who'd earlier in the day screamed at me for being an evil sinner. FML

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In-laws, in-fighting

By MsGamerLady - 08/11/2020 17:02 - United States

Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2019 00:06

Today, my fiancé accidentally ran over the priest who is supposed to be marrying us in 3 days. Now, not only do we need a new priest, we need a new church to get married in, with only 3 days to find them. FML

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By Notasinner - 24/05/2012 22:39 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a drunk man wearing a sandwich-board proclaiming that, "The end is nigh" threw some so-called holy water at me while bellowing, "It's what Jesus would've wanted" and that I should "repent for being an evil shite." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2017 22:00

Today, I went to Sunday school for the first time. The priest assured us we could ask him anything, so I did. When class ended the priest pulled me and my mom aside and asked her to stop bringing me to Sunday school until "she learns not to question the bible and accept what she is told". FML

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 May 2022 19:08

Religion is like a penis - it's great to have one, fine to be proud of it and show it off, but for the love of God do NOT force it down my throat.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 May 2022 18:16

Good plan! No, even better -- a perfect plan! I don't see how anything could go wrong with it. Certainly, the priest will recognize that he's too aggressive and will back off because paint can do that.

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 15 May 2022 18:16

Plop 17

Sunday 15 May 2022 19:19

Exactly, religious nutjobs are known for being very reasonable people. I mean what sane person doesn't listen to voices in their heads from some hateful imaginary friend?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 May 2022 19:08

Religion is like a penis - it's great to have one, fine to be proud of it and show it off, but for the love of God do NOT force it down my throat.

poopface82 19

Monday 16 May 2022 0:08

Also, there can be very sensitive nuts involved. Best not to disturb them unless you do so carefully.

wrenavery90 12

Monday 16 May 2022 2:53

And throwing paint will accomplish what?

Yudith 24

Monday 16 May 2022 18:51

Fend off the priest, or send OP to prison, or both. Better use the safe method of hanging drawings of Baphomet and pentagrams all over the house and ordering a bunch of licorice bats to chew on when the priest comes by.