Kids: Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in...

By Anonymous - 10/06/2011 21:22 - United States

Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2019 12:00

Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2019 18:02

Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML

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By Murphy - 26/08/2018 03:30

Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 20:47 - Canada

Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML

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By eww - 13/06/2012 06:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML

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By babybambi - 29/12/2018 02:00

Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML

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Saturday 11 June 2011 2:26

I'm in college too. Ramen ftw!!

Darcon 8

Saturday 11 June 2011 2:26

Noob.

Comments

Kulla 6

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:02

haha must of been one of those rich kids who had everything handed to u. i bet now u feel dumb u got taught by a 5 yr ols

AJG1997 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:28

Did the kid show you how to wipe your butt, too?

mariselita93 7

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:30

shame on you!

AJG1997 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:32

shame on me?

meggieh815 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:49

no. on OP. she didn't comment on your post. haha :)

mzfoxy31 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 4:36

Awww, that's so cute!! :)

cupcakeluver1212 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:05

Aww family love and support:)

fadingfaith 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:21

You should have taken a cooking class in highschool.

missy1228 2

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:26

microwavable macaroni does not count

Smallory426 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:28

ramen is badass. naruto knows what he was talking about ;)

LilSideTwerk 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 5:57

kinda sad. but I knew how to cook in 2nd. I just watched read and watched Cooking Stuff

MikalaHart 4

Saturday 11 June 2011 6:00

Well did you at least teach you well?

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