Today, my cousin taught me how to make dinner. My cousin is in first grade and I'm in college. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Epipen time!
Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML
Good old gender stereotypes
Today, I couldn't open a jar of mayo and my cousin had to open it for me. She's a 16 year-old girl and I'm a 24 year-old guy. FML
Speak for yourself
Today, I was at a fancy family dinner. The dish I'd made was served, and as we ate, I told my aunt that I was a total failure as a cook, explaining everything wrong about my dish, in painful detail. Apparently we'd both made the same dish. That one wasn't mine. FML
Today, I offered to help my mother-in-law boil noodles for some noodle soup. She loudly said, "You know how!?" I'm a chef. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I bought ingredients for one of my favorite meals and went home to take a nap. When I woke up, my sister had cooked them for everyone else in the house, who ate it all without me. I was told that I shouldn't be angry, but instead proud of my adult sister because, "She cooked!" FML
Today, my kids told me that for the FIRST time, my cooking was delicious. I made Kraft dinner that night. FML
Today, I was at a big family reunion at my aunt's place. Before dinner, I went outside in the garden for a smoke. Through the kitchen window, I saw my cousin spit in the soup. Twice. My aunt patted his back and continued stirring. FML
Today, I got food poisoning for the first time after cooking. Yesterday, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. FML
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Big_Red_138 3
I'm in college too. Ramen ftw!!
Darcon 8
Noob.
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Comments (146)
whyask 0
its really nothing to put yourself down about:) alot of people, even older adults, cant cook.(:
nekrodoll 0
#19 hahahahahahaahhaahhaahhabahahahabaahajajajaja
Anonymoouse_fml 0
KID QUIZINE!
harrieslinger 17
bambino food =]
Gondile 4
boo hoo hoo.
addiizcherry 0
OP, that isn't so bad. Did she teach you how to make PB&J? Especially if you are a boy, no biggie. I'm not being sexist, I'm a female also. It's just my dad is a horrible cook lol. this would only be a FYL if you were a chef.
LolCandy 27
If you end your comment with "I'm not being sexist/racist/etc., because I'm part of that group!" It makes you sound like a sexist/racist/etc person who is posing. Or someone who is too ignorant to be aware that people can be prejudiced against their own group. However, in this case you are being prejudiced against men, assuming that they are supposed to be irresponsible enough to not learn how to cook.
belieberr 0
Did you make PB&J or macaroni?(:
CTM0 3
is your cousin Amish, that would make yourself feel better.
birdie013 0
just cuz you have book smarts, doesn't mean you have common sense
swimgirl15 0
It's better to let everyone think your stupid than opening your mouth and proving it...