Miscellaneous: Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping,...

By Anonymous - 09/09/2010 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

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By Chubs - 29/03/2009 12:32 - Norway

Today, I was playing with my kid cousin outside. It was warm, so I was wearing my new bikini, and felt pretty good about myself. She suddenly turns to me and asks, "How come your tits are so small when you have such a big belly?" FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Nice boxers

By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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You little knob

By keelah - 27/06/2014 21:57 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my cousin asked me what it's like to be so fat. I chastised him and said that was a rude thing to ask. He apologized, then asked me what it's like to be such a pussy. He didn't stop until he, a 10 year-old kid, had reduced me, a 26 year-old woman, to tears. FML

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By Creeped out - 28/01/2013 08:14 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on some shoes. As I was bending down, an old lady with a walking frame slowly approached. As she got close she whispered to me, "Mmm, you've got a nice tushie." My girlfriend will not let me hear the end of it. FML

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Holy eyesight, Batman!

By Anonymous - 05/08/2023 22:00

Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML

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By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By xkellybabyyx - 25/11/2009 01:05 - United States

Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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WiseGuy79 14

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:15

So I'm guessing they don't call those lil waist pouches "fanny packs" in the UK lol

carleigh2424 0

Thursday 9 September 2010 19:02

Hahahhaaaaa!:)

Comments

trishmonster 12

Monday 18 April 2011 4:54

that's americans for ya!

TayLovesMattx3 0

Thursday 26 May 2011 5:38

thats hilarious xD

conman531 23

Monday 30 May 2011 23:37

Anyone who says Americans are stupid, according to English research, the US is approximately 9 or 10 years more advanced in the English language. Basically, terms in America will eventually catch on in other English speaking countries.

marinaim 17

Sunday 5 June 2011 12:34

Bullshit. No such 'research' exists.

ruusk 6

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:30

I believe I read that Americans are near the bottom of education leagues compared to other countries (as England is I supposed) but England invented the English language, so your notion is fooked :)

Ilikethenamesam 3

Friday 10 June 2011 2:55

it does O.o

FuckOurLivesFOL_fml 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 23:39

Haha

1two3four5six 23

Friday 17 June 2011 15:05

Americans are dicks. I was born in UK and then my mum moved our family to USA when i was 4 and people were making fun of me and my accent. Like EVERYBODY I KNEW THERE. Then we moved back to UK and some people made fun of me ( since i was Americanized now), but way less. And then we moved to Texas in USA and people are making fun of me again. Life sucks and americans r assholes!

megandezerae 6

Friday 22 July 2011 21:29

Lol sweetheart, chances are, since you were 4, It was probably older people? If they were, they probably thought you were cute. And you need to realize that people make fun of people all the time. It happens. You really shouldn't be singling out Americans because to be honest, it pisses me off. You're just singling out what you've experienced. Next time, please don't be so ignorant.

KRYPTON1T3 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 18:30

Made my day

runnergirl89 8

Thursday 19 January 2012 3:12

@ 289 Quick question, why do you keep moving back then? Besides that, my ex-bf did the same thing as you cept popped into Puerto Rico first and we started dating because i made fun of/ adored his accent. Most people find accents awesome, they make you sound smarter or sexier. I feel like an American accent would probably just sound stupid so be happy you're British!