Health, Pregnancy, Awkward and Parents: Hypocrisy rules

Hypocrisy rules

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 12:00

Today, I’ve been bricking it about telling my mom I’m pregnant but aren’t getting married to my boyfriend. My mom has a big thing about marriage. Then grandma told me mom’s just a hypocrite, because she got pregnant not only wasn’t she married, they had to do a DNA test to see who was my dad. FML

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 23:08 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML

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Policy of truth

By Lelsy - 08/07/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend’s family. His mother gave me expensive diamond earrings and treated us to brunch. I don’t know how I’m gonna have the heart to tell him that I’ve accidentally gotten pregnant from someone else I’ve been seeing. I can’t tell him it’s his because we haven’t slept together yet. FML

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Under pressure

By No Pressure - 06/07/2022 04:00

Today, my mom asked me out of the blue if I was ever going to consider getting married. It wasn't until after the conversation ended that I remembered my siblings are all either single like I am, or incapable of having children. I am my mother's last hope of becoming a grandma, and she reminds me all the time. FML

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Sensitive

By Anonymous - 29/06/2020 17:00

Today, my mom had to go off on my grandmother because I don’t have kids yet and she, "wants great grand babies before she dies." My grandmother was going to gift me a baby outfit for me to get another hint. I’m 25 and can’t conceive because of health issues. I may never have my own kids. She knows. FML

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By ellabellabooboo - 22/03/2015 02:27 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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Due diligence

By whoops! - 20/02/2022 06:01

Today, I was doing a family genealogy project. I accidentally discovered that my grandfather couldn't possibly be my mom’s biological father. When I started asking questions, my mom flipped shit, confronted her mom, and the whole mess came out. Now everyone is pissed at me. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML

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By unfortunate - 30/06/2013 04:45 - United States

Today, my father informed me that I was born only because my mom lied about being on birth control. FML

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My little girl

By I'm an adult! - 02/07/2015 19:16 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I told my parents I'm pregnant. I got a long lecture from my mom about using protection. It would have been fine hearing all that, but I'm turning 22, I moved out a few years ago, have a full time job with great benefits, and am getting married next summer. FML

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FluffythePink 22

Sunday 12 March 2023 17:51

Your mum's attitude could come from her own experience and desperately wanting you to avoid her eff up? But go Grandma for giving you the BIG stick of: "at least I don't need a DNA test" if she does get in too much of a tizz about it.

D J's MOM 17

Sunday 12 March 2023 13:53

Hahahaha that's freaking hilarious! You totally have your mom by the balls nows. Thank awesome grandma for me. Congrats and best wishes on the little one. 🥰

Comments

D J's MOM 17

Sunday 12 March 2023 13:53

Hahahaha that's freaking hilarious! You totally have your mom by the balls nows. Thank awesome grandma for me. Congrats and best wishes on the little one. 🥰

TwoBytesCarley 27

Sunday 12 March 2023 14:57

This seems more like a congrats than an FML?

JackWood 20

Sunday 12 March 2023 15:21

Like mother, like daughter! Two peas in a pod

Anderling 32

Sunday 12 March 2023 17:01

Grandma is amazing. Too old to give a crap any longer and knows everything about everyone. Your mom can go suck a lemon. As for you, congrats on the little one, and I’m wishing you the best!

FluffythePink 22

Sunday 12 March 2023 17:51

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 12 March 2023 19:50

So, your grandma is basically Santa Claus, "Ho, ho, ho!"

lalalaila777 24

Tuesday 14 March 2023 18:27

hypocrisy, or wanting you to not make the same mistakes she did?

tiptoppc 19

Tuesday 14 March 2023 20:14

Yeah. Somewhat same thing happened (minus pregnancy). Lost my virginity to my (now wife) 10 years ago. My mom found out (even though I was an adult) and harshly chastised her. I guess she didn’t know I was listening when she told my brother my dad and mom had sex before marriage. When I brought out that fact in a retort, my mom looked like a deer in the headlights. Shut her up REAL quick. Unfortunately, some of the ones who act piously are usually guilty of the transgressions they accuse others of. Religion is usually the very cause of hypocrisy, and strangely enough, the largest members of it.