Transportation and Pranks: Didn't see that one coming - FML

Didn't see that one coming

By Anonymous - 11/07/2022 12:00

Today, as a prank my brother handcuffed me to the pole in the bus and ran out with my phone. The bus driver couldn’t hear me upstairs, so I was driven all the way to the end of the line, and without my phone I couldn’t even pay the fare for a return trip. I had to walk 7 miles home in heels. FML

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Monday 11 July 2022 14:35

You couldn't ask another passenger to alert the driver? Given the circumstances, the driver should have given you time to pay the return fare later.

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RichardPencil 30

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Monday 11 July 2022 14:35

You couldn't ask another passenger to alert the driver? Given the circumstances, the driver should have given you time to pay the return fare later.

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