Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I attempted to show off my juggling skills at a family gathering using oranges. One slipped out of my hand, hit a shelf, and knocked over a picture of my parents. The glass frame shattered, and now my family thinks I have a vendetta against their marriage. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
At least they care:)
Psych101 9
If OP was on that show, don't you think OP would be... you know... dead?
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Comments (93)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well at least they're helping :)
fadingaway 17
So your grandparents do something helpful to try to save you from pain and your response is "**** you"?
dsl1123 8
That happened at my house once during a party. One of my brothers friends walked through the sliding glass door leading out to the back yard. Dude was lucky, not one single scratch on him.
M3LAKNEE 3
I don't understand. What are the stickers for?
ellytoad 13
I think it's to indicate that there's glass there instead of open air.
Szaszaspasz 26
I can't throw stones. I'm "coordination-challenged" as well. There are a few klutzes in my family; so I suspect it is genetic.
callous 2
Darwin Award nominee.
OceanBlueSea 12
I know the feeling..clumsiness sucks...
88vivera 9
Lol
linnie_wesker 20
So? Accept it. I'm clumsy and uncoordinated too. Not everyone is a graceful little swan. At least they care enough to put stickers up.
7seaanchors 5
Is that you Justin bieber? ;)