Today, my husband left our untrained puppy out of its kennel when he left for work. I got home and all of the baby books my parents just bought for us that were on the coffee table in a backpack were completely destroyed, along with the bag, and parts of our wall. FML
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Today, my dog tore up a single book from the dozens within his reach. That book was titled "How to Train Your Dog". FML
Today, my 8-month-old dog decided to decorate the living room by tearing apart a rented college textbook, the reference guide that went with it, and part of a color therapy book. FML
Today, my little Pomeranian dog got onto the kitchen bench by jumping onto the washing basket, the bookcase, and over the window sill, and ate my daughter's birthday cake while I was in the bathroom. FML
Today, I woke up to my whole room ruined, it was a mess and everything was torn and chewed up. I suddenly see a dog walk across the hall. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, my 8-week-old foster puppy pooped on my backpack as I was getting ready to go to work. In the 10 seconds it took to grab cleaning supplies, another foster dog ate my homemade breakfast sandwich off the counter. FML
Today, while I was on a field trip with my son, my husband decided to get rid of our dog without asking anyone. Now I get to pick up the pieces of a broken heart, and he thinks he did nothing wrong. FML
Today, I couldn’t tell that my puppy had an upset stomach before I left for work. I came home to her covered in shit inside her crate. After cleaning her up and almost being done with the mess, my husband found where she had tried to lick herself clean and then vomited it up in our bedroom. FML
Today, I woke up on the last day of my vacation at the beach to find that my dog had chewed a hole in the wall of my rented house, 2 hours before the owner arrived to check for any damage. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I tripped over my dog while carrying groceries. As I laid on the floor surrounded by smashed eggs, spilled milk, and a bruised knee, my dog stole the bread from the bag and and ran off. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35
You might want to train your puppy before having a kid. They're way worse.
RichardPencil 30
That’s all? That’s going to be one lazy dog when it grows up. An ordinary puppy would make your house look like a crime scene in a war zone after a tornado!
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BurnInDemonFire 35
You might want to train your puppy before having a kid. They're way worse.
Sinshine 28
Destroying some books and a bag seems fairly normal but how in the world does a puppy destroy a wall?
zuckerburg 21
in 'murica, their walls aren't made out of brick and mortar like sane people around the world use to build. It's usually plaster/some kind of wood (I forget what it's called, dry wall?) so it's quite easy for a dog to actually work their magic and destroy a wall, especially if YOU LOCK THEM UP IN THE ******* KENNEL WHILE GOING TO WORK YOU MONSTERS
Deez_Knots 10
Not plaster anymore. It’s drywall
raven_of_azarath 34
Using a kennel is actually a common and humane way to train a dog. You want it big enough they can turn around, but not so big they can pee without laying in it. It’s really no different than using a playpen for a toddler.
Nebraskawreck 19
he chewed a corner then just kept expanding his hole going down the hall
alycion 38
I have a husky. It’s not my first rodeo with the fur devils. Crating has saved them from so much trouble. The one time mine was left out for a ten minute errand, he ingested 5 bags of gummy bears after mountain climbing and opening a cabinet. After a night in the er to take care of the blockage, pancreatitis, and liver numbers that were off, he would do it again if given the chance. At least it didn’t end in a huge vet bill I hope.
zuckerburg 21
YDI. You don't lock your untrained (or trained) puppy in a kennel for the day. What are you going to do when you actually pop out a human? Just lock him/her in their cot and **** off to a dinner date with friends?
raven_of_azarath 34
So you’re supposed to let it roam the house and destroy whatever it wants?
Nebraskawreck 19
when you have a kid n want to go on a date you get a baby sitter dumb ass.
fjvitt 14
Looks like hubby is the one in the doghouse now...
RichardPencil 30
That’s all? That’s going to be one lazy dog when it grows up. An ordinary puppy would make your house look like a crime scene in a war zone after a tornado!
Nebraskawreck 19
he will be he is just a crazy baby Bassett hound
RichardPencil 30
Haha! Yes! That’s why I adopt dogs that are 1-2 years old — to avoid the wanton destruction of puppies.
Glowworm56 26
This is the cutest "monster" movie ever!
Charlie Given 26
wow sounds like your husband needs to go in the kennel and locking dogs in a kennel causes those kind of behaviors and it's cruel
julfunky 29
“Those kind of behaviors” happen regardless. My dog — never crated — ripped up the linoleum and chewed on the concrete when he was a puppy. Because that’s what puppies do, crates or not.
Nebraskawreck 19
false. but ok.
kade 2
Nahhh you might wanna train your husband instead to know better 😂
mysteryordebbie8 3
Sounds like a case of separation anxiety. Instead of crating him all day, put the crate in a barricaded area and puppy proof it.