Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
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devildog562
| 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
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suruhhhhh
| 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
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Rinat_fml
| 26
Lol
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devildog562
| 33
It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...
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teyyoshi
| 19
the floor proves to be innocent
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AriettaX
| 15
hopefully everyone "nose" the hazards of a wet floor! hahaha nose.. ha.
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Ki11erC
| 18
@43 You can go back to your corner now.
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AriettaX
| 15
@45 my corner is very comfortable, it has a nice desk and computer. yeah. take that!
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You must be new here #46
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devildog562
| 33
45 don't be a douche bag she's is welcome on my comment. You however are not funny or original.cheesy but funny is okay.
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suruhhhhh
| 8
Short term memory loss is a bitch.
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TheGolfGTI
| 24
I mean come on, water you doing OP?
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Actually, usually only bitches get wet...
*braces for massive downvotes because people assume that I'm sexist and not funny
*braces for massive downvotes because people assume that I'm sexist and not funny
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howtobestupid
| 16
Rather slippery situation
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Flaming_Pandas
| 15
You know what else is slipping? Your comment's vote count.
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ProfKowalski
| 5
Well, water you gonna do about it?
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deathstroke990
| 22
Things like that can easily escape your mind when you're paying attention to other things, fyl op
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niallo
| 23
Also the fact that it was placed there 30 minutes ago. I would have assumed it would be dry after that time.
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LittleSushi_fml
| 13
Pay more attention.
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vintageart1994
| 16
Talk about not paying attention o.O
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nevm
| 12
Good job Dory
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vaderismyfriend
| 27
Bitches be tripping
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un0m3
| 14
*Trippin
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Garrett2818
| 21
Congrats 16, you're the first person on this site to incorrectly correct someone's grammar and get up voted.
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Ashd09
| 30
slipping*
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PresidentNorth
| 16
and then there's you #30.
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Paulvuck
| 15
Sorry OP, but that's just a huge fail. What did you do the night before to make you forget things like that? Get your nose fixed, I know it hurts... GL