By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
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devildog562 33
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It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

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suruhhhhh 8
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Short term memory loss is a bitch.

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devildog562 33
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It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

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teyyoshi 19
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the floor proves to be innocent

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AriettaX 15
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hopefully everyone "nose" the hazards of a wet floor! hahaha nose.. ha.

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Ki11erC 18
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@43 You can go back to your corner now.

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AriettaX 15
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@45 my corner is very comfortable, it has a nice desk and computer. yeah. take that!

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coming back in the future 30
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You must be new here #46

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devildog562 33
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45 don't be a douche bag she's is welcome on my comment. You however are not funny or original.cheesy but funny is okay.

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suruhhhhh 8
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Short term memory loss is a bitch.

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TheGolfGTI 24
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I mean come on, water you doing OP?

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howtobestupid 16
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Rather slippery situation

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Flaming_Pandas 15
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You know what else is slipping? Your comment's vote count.

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ProfKowalski 5
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Well, water you gonna do about it?

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deathstroke990 22

Things like that can easily escape your mind when you're paying attention to other things, fyl op

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niallo 23
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Also the fact that it was placed there 30 minutes ago. I would have assumed it would be dry after that time.

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LittleSushi_fml 13
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Pay more attention.

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vintageart1994 16

Talk about not paying attention o.O

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nevm 12
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Good job Dory

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vaderismyfriend 27
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Bitches be tripping

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un0m3 14

*Trippin

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Garrett2818 21
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Congrats 16, you're the first person on this site to incorrectly correct someone's grammar and get up voted.

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Ashd09 30

slipping*

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PresidentNorth 16

and then there's you #30.

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Paulvuck 15
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Sorry OP, but that's just a huge fail. What did you do the night before to make you forget things like that? Get your nose fixed, I know it hurts... GL

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