By fark - 20/11/2014 20:45 - Ireland

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 453
You deserved it 9 481

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It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

Short term memory loss is a bitch.


It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

the floor proves to be innocent

hopefully everyone "nose" the hazards of a wet floor! hahaha nose.. ha.

@43 You can go back to your corner now.

@45 my corner is very comfortable, it has a nice desk and computer. yeah. take that!

You must be new here #46

45 don't be a douche bag she's is welcome on my comment. You however are not funny or original.cheesy but funny is okay.

Short term memory loss is a bitch.

I mean come on, water you doing OP?

Rather slippery situation

You know what else is slipping? Your comment's vote count.

Well, water you gonna do about it?

deathstroke990 22

Things like that can easily escape your mind when you're paying attention to other things, fyl op

Also the fact that it was placed there 30 minutes ago. I would have assumed it would be dry after that time.

Pay more attention.

vintageart1994 16

Talk about not paying attention o.O

Good job Dory

Bitches be tripping

un0m3 14


Congrats 16, you're the first person on this site to incorrectly correct someone's grammar and get up voted.

Ashd09 30


PresidentNorth 16

and then there's you #30.

Sorry OP, but that's just a huge fail. What did you do the night before to make you forget things like that? Get your nose fixed, I know it hurts... GL