FML : Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign...

Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By fark - / Thursday 20 November 2014 20:45 / Ireland

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By devildog562 | 33

#6123991 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

By suruhhhhh | 8

#6123992 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

Short term memory loss is a bitch.

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By Rinat_fml | 26

#6123987 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:20

Lol

By devildog562 | 33

#6123991 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

It happens. Hopefully you didn't hurt the floor ...

teyyoshi | 19

#6124077 - Friday 21 November 2014 1:54

the floor proves to be innocent

AriettaX | 15

#6124215 - Friday 21 November 2014 5:41

hopefully everyone "nose" the hazards of a wet floor! hahaha nose.. ha.

Ki11erC | 18

#6124233 - Friday 21 November 2014 6:28

@43 You can go back to your corner now.

AriettaX | 15

#6124236 - Friday 21 November 2014 6:35

@45 my corner is very comfortable, it has a nice desk and computer. yeah. take that!

coming back in the future | 30

#6124245 - Friday 21 November 2014 7:08

You must be new here #46

devildog562 | 33

#6124317 - Friday 21 November 2014 9:08

45 don't be a douche bag she's is welcome on my comment. You however are not funny or original.cheesy but funny is okay.

By suruhhhhh | 8

#6123992 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

Short term memory loss is a bitch.

TheGolfGTI | 24

#6124039 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:54

I mean come on, water you doing OP?

StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6124153 - Friday 21 November 2014 4:30

Actually, usually only bitches get wet...

*braces for massive downvotes because people assume that I'm sexist and not funny

By howtobestupid | 16

#6123993 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

Rather slippery situation

Flaming_Pandas | 15

#6124145 - Friday 21 November 2014 4:11

You know what else is slipping? Your comment's vote count.

ProfKowalski | 5

#6124302 - Friday 21 November 2014 8:45

Well, water you gonna do about it?

By deathstroke990 | 22

#6123994 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:22

Things like that can easily escape your mind when you're paying attention to other things, fyl op

niallo | 23

#6124534 - Friday 21 November 2014 16:33

Also the fact that it was placed there 30 minutes ago. I would have assumed it would be dry after that time.

By LittleSushi_fml | 13

#6123995 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:23

Pay more attention.

By vintageart1994 | 16

#6123996 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:23

Talk about not paying attention o.O

By nevm | 11

#6123997 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:23

Good job Dory

By vaderismyfriend | 27

#6123999 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:23

Bitches be tripping

un0m3 | 14

#6124013 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:31

*Trippin

Garrett2818 | 21

#6124096 - Friday 21 November 2014 2:26

Congrats 16, you're the first person on this site to incorrectly correct someone's grammar and get up voted.

Ashd09 | 30

#6124105 - Friday 21 November 2014 2:43

slipping*

PresidentNorth | 16

#6124201 - Friday 21 November 2014 5:13

and then there's you #30.

By Paulvuck | 15

#6124000 - Friday 21 November 2014 0:23

Sorry OP, but that's just a huge fail. What did you do the night before to make you forget things like that? Get your nose fixed, I know it hurts... GL