Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I went to run outside, only to smack straight into our sliding glass door. Just a few hours beforehand, my mom put up a strip of colored tape to stop this from happening. FML
Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML
Today, my klutziness reached a new level. I was walking down a flight of stairs, sneezed, and proceeded to fall down, scraping the crap out of my knees and spraining my dominant wrist. FML
Today, I attempted to show off my juggling skills at a family gathering using oranges. One slipped out of my hand, hit a shelf, and knocked over a picture of my parents. The glass frame shattered, and now my family thinks I have a vendetta against their marriage. FML
Today, I slipped on a wet floor at the supermarket and busted my nose. It wouldn't be as embarrassing if I hadn't missed the "CAUTION: WET FLOOR" sign that I'd put there myself just 30 minutes earlier. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding some dirty glasses from my room. I ended up pulling pieces of glass from my body. Meanwhile all my mom cares about is the fact that I broke three of her favorite glasses. FML
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, being the clean freak that I am, I bought an expensive pair of 'mop socks'. As I walked upstairs to show everyone, I slipped on the corner of the bottom step and landed on my face, breaking my toe in the process. FML
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
At least they care:)
Psych101 9
If OP was on that show, don't you think OP would be... you know... dead?
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Comments (93)
P1P_BOY 6
Makes me think of the Simpsons movie where the mayor makes a retard proof barrier (just a cement barrier) to prevent people dumping garbage in the lake and the hillbilly repeatedly walks into it and gives up
Metallica36176 16
It happens to the best of us. Don't put too much thought into it. :)
worldclassrager 41
better safe then sorry?
_mashaaa 5
Don't let your head break the furniture.
danivolley64 10
My grandparents did that for me. :)
salamq 6
Did you break their glass door last time? If yes, then they probably put up the stickers because they actually don't want to pay for another glass fix! Not that they don't actually care about you getting hurt but you know that stuff is also expensive!
chiaying 2
Haha
justforsmiles 3
3. Was about to post the same thing but then saw your post xD
Skymone 6
Are you my long lost sister? Lol! Sounds exactly like me! :D
epecfale 5
Stupid Dog you made me look bad!