Why? Was that punk cupboard hassling you for the spill? You needed to teach it a lesson. That's real badass to do it with a headbutt, though.

I guess that's what happens when you try to get ahead of yourself on extra cleaning.

Well at least it was the door that broke and not your head.

Sounds like you're progressing nicely through your own superhero origin story. Next plot-point: mistakenly stopping a pedestrian-bound car. With your nose.

You've got one very strong head there, or one very flimsy cupboard..

You just put every Sensei out of business.