Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26
And thats how you know it has gotten to that point in your relationship
whythankyou 19
Was she there when you wrote this FML?
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Comments (100)
jarobjent 17
I'm sorry, OP. Some people are just like that I guess.
molleyla 7
Take it to the bathroom and turn the fan on. That always work!
chocolatefrog28 29
Ooh boy. You don't have a pet rabbit, do you OP? If the bathroom trick doesn't work, I wish you luck.
negb 30
I'm sorry but what does a rabbit have to do with this?
RayneSmytson 24
Lucky rabbit's foot, I assume.
TheLadyOpal 30
I think it's a reference to the movie Fatal Attraction.
rybaby23 8
Be super clingy back and show her how annoying it is! When she goes to the bathroom, freak out and go with her and creepily watch her and never leave her side. If she's annoyed and leaves then good job OP if she likes it and continues to stay with you then what we are dealing with here is a crazy bitch!
kingdomgirl94 29
The risks are not worth the benefits.
brandoneyez1 25
Why the article, confront her or move on.
alphabetta 23
The article was probably written to give tips on hoe to confront her.
CurlyQute 17
Just talk to her about it, gently.
sunnyray812 42
Read it anyway. Sounds like you really need to.
worldclassrager 41
Looks like you'll be reading that in your own time...but honestly she should at least give you a bit of space
ferniferous 15
Was that you Dakota? ...oh wait, Illinois. XD haha it's hard not to be clingy, she must worry a lot.
DeeDeeJay 15
Why do I find this so funny?