Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26
And thats how you know it has gotten to that point in your relationship
whythankyou 19
Was she there when you wrote this FML?
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Comments (100)
mesahus 5
Run away. NOW.
SuperStormCindy 8
Sounds like y'all need a break.
Randilayne 10
What article is that? I wanna read that?
cakeees_ 9
but yet you had time to complain to a bunch of strangers about her?
tori4545 3
Usually girls are clingy because they are afraid because they don't feel loved. Try just validating her by being honest ask for some space and explain that is has nothing to do with not loving her. If u communicate with her she will probably understand.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, but sometimes it's insecurity. My ex was very clingy she was afraid that I was going to leave her for someone else. Nothing I could do would convince her and at some point it was starting to affecting my job. Sometimes things can improve, but there really are times no matter how hard you try to convince them they still can't get rid of that feeling. OP if it's that bad you might not be able to do much to change that. That's how some people are and are very insecure and will always be afraid no matter what you do.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
How long was this article? Online fluff length or a full blown scholarly work? This matters.
ema_stonez 19
wait till she's asleep
Krb1995 5
run for your life lol
emilybusick 1
I have the same type of gf I understand
clair_brodie 35
Grab phone and discreetly put it in your pocket. Go to bathroom. Announce you will be pooping so she will stay out. Use internet on phone.