Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
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Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26
And thats how you know it has gotten to that point in your relationship
whythankyou 19
Was she there when you wrote this FML?
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Comments (100)
kalbrek009 20
Maybe if you read the article aloud & said something like "hmm, that sounds just like my girlfriend" (as though you're thinking out loud) maybe she'd get a clue? Just saying. Or maybe she wanted to read about herself as well? Idk.
Alastor13X 8
Guess that makes you a bitch magnet...
thegoat01 6
OP here. Wrote this months ago, yay FML! Anyway, 1) I wrote this while pooping. Also how I read the article (online fluff, to the person who asked) 2) Thank you all for your advice. Except for the people calling her a bitch. Not cool. 3) If anyone cares, we talked things out. We were going through a lot of stressful things at once, and it put a strain on our relationship, but things are good now.
TanJew 10
Ok you need to talk with her. Let her know she makes you a little uncomfortable. If she doesn't back off, then she's not worth putting up with!
Rammer3500 23
Good for you for trying to figure out how to deal with it
Sansa_fml 38
Aaaaaaand she's gone. No wait, she never goes.
Dr_Awesome654 24
Lucky! I wish my girlfriend was really clingy, I'd love that.