Today, my clingy girlfriend refused to leave me alone long enough for me to read an article about dealing with clingy girlfriends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for being "too clingy". I haven't seen her in over 3 weeks and texted her first once. Guess that's still too much for her. FML
Today, I got rear-ended because my ultra-clingy girlfriend wouldn't let go of my hand long enough for me to shift gears. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me. Two weeks ago she complained that I didn't act like I really loved her. I then became more involved and caring just for her to show my love. The reason she broke up with me? Because I was "suffocating her with clinginess." FML
Today, my girlfriend berated me for my "lack of communication skills", all while deeply engrossed with something on her phone. FML
Today, I have accepted that if I try to spend time with my girlfriend, she will come up with any excuse to avoid me, but when I want to do something by myself, she will be at my elbow every ten seconds, loudly whining that she wants to spend time together and that I'm mean. Talking has yet to fix anything. FML
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I wrote "I love you" on my girlfriend's Facebook wall. She completely freaked out and accused me of being "too clingy" and that I'm starting to feel more like a stalker than a boyfriend. FML
Today, I wanted to spend some time with my girl, but she was more interested in her phone and 90 Day Fiancé. Bored, I went to play video games. Ten minutes later, she came looking for me and yelled that I clearly prefer video games to her. FML
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Nevracceptdefeat 26
And thats how you know it has gotten to that point in your relationship
whythankyou 19
Was she there when you wrote this FML?
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Comments (100)
yeongji 31
She knows where the relationship is going. Chances are this FML has just confirmed her suspicion.
lisslyi 19
She IS the overly attached girlfriend.
privatepiper 7
Hahahahaha good times!
Mauskau 36
Surely you have time apart long enough to be able to read it. If you're spending loads of time apart and rarely see her then I kinda understand why she would want to spend all of your time together actually with you. If you don't and you see her quite often, then you're gonna have to try and create some distance by going out with friends without her there. If you live together then.. run?
EspyPsyche 11
YDI because I'd willingly trade you. I'm currently single.
squideth 18
You're so uncomfortable with being by yourself that you'd rather be in a potentially abusive relationship? That's sad dude. And unhealthy.
paigexox0 37
Sounds like she's clingier than a sloth
nightbirdblue 27
OP needs to watch out for any mysterious sharp implements lying about. Everything is fine until you get a leg cut off because you tried to get out of "together time."
Dcm210 19
At least you have one. Some of us are alone.
darryaz 9
Dump her bitch ass. Being alone is better (and I've been alone for a LONG time).
mike3775 39
I once had a GF like that. I took her to a King Diamond concert and suddenly she no longer wanted to see me anymore.