Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
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Today, my cat vomited down my heater vent. It went very far down. I'm not even sure if I got all of it. FML
Today, my dog apparently vomited straight down a heating vent while I was out. The stench was so bad that when I got home and the smell hit me, I threw up too. Looks like I'll be spending a few days with my mother as the house airs out. FML
Today, I got into bed as my cat crept under it. I then heard him gagging, so I instantly got back up to get him out, because my floor is carpeted. As I pulled him into the hall, he flew upwards, made a horrific "Blagh!" sound, projectile vomited everywhere, then hit the wall and ran. FML
Today, my cat vomited violently. I can smell it but I can't find it. FML
Today, my cat looked like it was about to puke, so I put him outside. Unhappy with the situation, he leaped on to the kitchen window ledge and squeezed in through the open window, only to projectile-vomit mid-leap all over the kitchen counter. I found a hairball in the butter. FML
Today, I was making tea when I smelled something burning. My very fluffy cat had put his tail right next to the open flame and burnt his fur. Now I have a semi-hairless cat and a very smelly apartment. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, my cat got diarrhea. My house is under renovation at the moment. I can smell it, but I don't know where it is. FML
Today, I noticed my cat was about to vomit on the rug and yelled at her to move. She spooked and managed to throw up while running. I still had to clean up the rug. FML
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Tripartita 45
The first person to make a cat food that smells like flowers when vomited will be rich.
Sphanz 17
That really sucks OP. Hopefully some candles or something can get rid of the smell. Good luck :P
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Comments (51)
dannyschick 7
Turn off the heat lol
tigerisabelle 31
I pressed random and got this FML. I guess pets (and owners) never learn. "Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML" http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/18457240
HotFrosty 14
Cats are cute but they can be assholes.
captainsmegma 12
Break out the crackers I sense s party coming on!
W31rdG1rl 21
Wow. now thats just gross.
santas_cartel 3
cats. been tryin to **** up the human race since day 1. good luck OP you're gonna need it.
biloxi_girl 22
I've heard dryer sheets over the vents help make the house smell nice.
TheMathMajor 26
"Hot Vomit" is my new band name
court_soliz 11
Gross
live2loveurself 11
Looks like you've got a "hot mess" to deal with. Anyone? No? Okay.