First time?

By Kiss-a-thon - 27/07/2016 10:01 - Germany

Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
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WCARlover 34

Do you have a crush on a puppy, by chance?

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SOILEDIT 51

Well, at least he's into you AND he didn't bite your face off!

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SOILEDIT 51

Well, at least he's into you AND he didn't bite your face off!

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psychopolarbear 28

Talk about eating face

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WCARlover 34

Do you have a crush on a puppy, by chance?

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whysobeachy 37

Or a grown dog. They're pretty loving, too.

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fitnessgram 19

Honestly, I would like to marry my dog. She's an ok kisser, but her breath smells like raw meat.

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Welshite 39

You have just encountered a facehugger. Expect to have an alien baby burst from your chest in a few days.

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Just1Day 12

Some of the most committed and long lasting relationships have come from experiencing all of the firsts with someone. He's a great guy. Be patient with him.

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19teej96 19

Very valid point. Also if it's the first time for something he's more likely to remember anniversaries and stuff like that.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

it's memorable, those are the best ones.

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buckdharma 37

He's working his way down. How do you feel about shoulder kissing?

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MidnaLink 33

That actually sounds hot if he does it gently!

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