lizzy1843
United States
Today, my cat pissed in my zen garden. FML
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Js2cool
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Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Ew.
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Today, after being filled with joy after seeing my very elderly cat finally enjoying the sun in my garden, I skipped over to give her a hug. Turns out she was taking a shit. FML
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Today, I was enjoying my dinner by my patio window when I spotted a cat roaming through my backyard. As I observed it explore my yard, I also watched as it climbed onto, then took a piss on the freshly clean clothes I had left to dry. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Anonymous
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Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I was sitting in the garden with a book, enjoying the fragrant summer breeze. That fragrance changed somewhat once my kittens discovered that the big mole hill next to me made an excellent toilet. FML
Peelates
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DocBastard 40
And vat did you do zen?
catnip216 0
FYL for having a zen garden when you own a cat.
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Comments (109)
wonderful_wendy 0
oh no what is the world gonna do now?! don't you have a litter box
macskapingvin 0
No, your cat pissed in your garden. It's rocks and flowers and stuff, it's a garden. Don't go attributing silly philosophical qualities to it.
sadistmonkey 19
You're an idiot. "Zen garden" is simply what it's called.
percawesome 0
Dang, 30.
jdeshnerx3 0
it's sand a few rocks and a little rake you tard.
ThreeDaysGrace1 0
Your cat is enlightened.
ZeeBest86 6
bahahaahaha
DVecc 0
lmao I agree with what everyone said here about it looking like a litter box
ColdGold 6
Use the cat's litter box for a zen garden.
roastedcoke 0
lol he is doing that
Zebidee 9
This should have been written as a Haiku.
MissFukMyLuck 0
haha encore!
Zebidee 9
Meditate on rocks. Islands in a sea of sand. Oh wait, that's cat shit.
Susieee_Q 9
Haha. That's great.
notsoluckypup 12
Piss - the ultimate in zen liquids xD
ericthevampire 1
Sounds like it's the cat's "zen garden" too.
slsrox1298 0
if u r so stressed that u need a freakin zen garden then dont bother urself with a cat give it 2 some1 who loves it