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Honestly, I can't believe you would be so lazy! Back in my day I would go to work uphill both ways, fever or not. YDI.
How does OP deserve the flu?
Sorry, I was trying to use sarcasm but it didn't come across that way. I deserve the downvotes.
I got the joke. I laughed. Take heart, someone else does understand your humor :)
I got it. I had a nice chuckle from it too.
Are you serious
if all else fails add /s to the end of your comment. it helps others know when you're not trying to be a dick, and for me it's pretty useful because I'm a sarcastic and satirical asswipe.
Maybe you should "accidentally" pass that flu on. Then she might understand how you feel and decide to shut up.
lol I said that too in my comment but I changed it
I agree. Lick every doorknob in the house and use her toothbrush.
Don't forget to give her the same shit she gave you when she's bed ridden!
Your mom is pure evil OP.
No, just devoid of compassion.
hope you feel better op
As opposed to those selfless narcissists that insist on caring about others.
It can happen: "Look at how selfless I'm being". Kinda like the stereotype of a Jewish mother.
Yeah, but that's still being self-centered if you play at being selfless so you get attention.
Ignore her OP! Hope you feel better soon..
Feel better soon. And keep her close by if you ever feel the need to vomit.
Let's see how much your mom needs your help when she's the one who's sick.
I know the feeling, when I was younger if I ever had a sick day from school my mom would always tell me to wash up, vacuum and clean the house because I was "lucky enough to have a day off". Never mind the fact I was too sick to even walk further than the bathroom without passing out, let alone clean the whole house. It sucks, but feel better, OP!
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Maybe you should "accidentally" pass that flu on. Then she might understand how you feel and decide to shut up.
hope you feel better op