By Anonymous - Hungary - Budapest
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
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  isum21  |  20

if all else fails add /s to the end of your comment. it helps others know when you're not trying to be a dick, and for me it's pretty useful because I'm a sarcastic and satirical asswipe.

By  oathkeeper99  |  31

I know the feeling, when I was younger if I ever had a sick day from school my mom would always tell me to wash up, vacuum and clean the house because I was "lucky enough to have a day off". Never mind the fact I was too sick to even walk further than the bathroom without passing out, let alone clean the whole house. It sucks, but feel better, OP!