How does OP deserve the flu?

Sorry, I was trying to use sarcasm but it didn't come across that way. I deserve the downvotes.

I got the joke. I laughed. Take heart, someone else does understand your humor :)

I got it. I had a nice chuckle from it too.

Nah. I got that sarcasm. There are far too many Sheldons in this world who don't understand sarcasm when they see/hear it.

Are you serious

if all else fails add /s to the end of your comment. it helps others know when you're not trying to be a dick, and for me it's pretty useful because I'm a sarcastic and satirical asswipe.

lol I said that too in my comment but I changed it

I agree. Lick every doorknob in the house and use her toothbrush.

Don't forget to give her the same shit she gave you when she's bed ridden!

But then you would probably become her slave and have to do everything

Your mom is pure evil OP.

No, just devoid of compassion.

As opposed to those selfless narcissists that insist on caring about others.

It can happen: "Look at how selfless I'm being". Kinda like the stereotype of a Jewish mother.

Yeah, but that's still being self-centered if you play at being selfless so you get attention.

what the hell is squicked?