Transportation: Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead...

By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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By ggbhghggg - 18/11/2009 23:04 - United States

Today, I missed my bus. I had to ride my bike 2 miles. Once I left, some jerk nearly hit me. I flipped him off and shouted obsceneties. It was my dad, offering me a ride. He left. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2012 14:39 - Canada - Markham

Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML

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By clop clop clopping all the way - 20/06/2013 21:13 - United States

Today, a guy's car broke down in my street, so I helped him push it into my driveway, checked his car out, and gave it a jump start. He thanked me, then as he went to pull out, he instead smashed straight into my car. FML

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By agstadra - 08/12/2010 15:24 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML

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By ZZ - 30/06/2009 03:01 - Canada

Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:20

What a nice assumption you made there.

eggjuggler 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 9:26

Wow. Even Mr. Rogers wouldn't want you as a neighbor now.

Comments

mR_StAtiiC 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:40

Ydi for not actualy looking who was driving to see if it could of been someone trying to help you. :)

Mortanious 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 11:20

YDI for being so wrapped in your lame misery and self-centered, that you'd think everyone at that moment is there to mock you. Any person with half a brain would look towards a honking car first, you started cursing immediately? Are you that stupid?

stevenmx86 7

Wednesday 4 August 2010 13:12

Why would you just assume they were poking fun? What a douche...

another_anon 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:01

two miles uphill isn't bad, I have to walk that to get back to my apartment, multiple times a day from class

Trollz4daLULZ 1

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:17

YDI for having a neighbor.

meshell10 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:30

OP your a dumbass

PhillyFox 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 15:41

So when someone beeps a car horn at you, you automatically think they're making fun of you... How insecure can you be?!

Kyousho 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:40

you seriously deserved this, and i agree with #50, YDI for having a neightbor

Schooled 0

Wednesday 4 August 2010 16:43

Honest mistake, next time make sure to identify the person before cursing them profusely

zmandude6 3

Wednesday 4 August 2010 19:06

Uh-oh, princess had to walk two miles, what a bummer, allow me to cry you a river princess whinny, or bring you a brown paper bag to muffle the sound of your bitching OP. Just because your a woman doesnt mean that you can't learn to do some quick side road repairs. Its a life skill like eating or puting pants on.