By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 233
You deserved it 4 373

Same thing different taste

Top comments

voodoocheese 0

surely you were wearing one at the time?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

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Meg1Surf2Blonde3 0

get ready for some stalker ;)

bjohnst12 0

wear the tightest school dress or single-layer top that you've got. Won't solve your problem, but the guys will love it.

guys dont mind going freeballing... My 3 bros do all the time -shudder-

kinga08 0

What about the bra you were wearing when he destroyed all your others? Or were you unfortunately showering when he did this? That stinks, hopefully your nipples won't show too much. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Try to sew them back together if at all possible!

lovelove24 1

"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take back the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What the hell are these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" Yea, I believe that's the real saying.

When life gives you lemons, you still need sugar and water to make a goddamned lemonade.

Hisbabyforever 0
dabowlingman 14

you can't borrow anybody else's bra's? why? do u have like to big or too small of a size? what is ur bra size?

Do you even understand how boobs work?! xD

xtacticalswarmx 0

nope, don't think he does. Boobs make good pillows though ^^

dontbjello 1

what is your size?? gonna offer her your bra??

PDeffinP 0

That was a sneaky way to ask her what her bra size is  Funny shit.

dabowlingman 14

my gosh did anybody actually understand my comment???!!! Im asking cuz I guess her friends bra's are either too big or too small. I guess she doesn't have an average size, cuz she can't borrow 1 of her friends bras

ajohnson1095 0