Miscellaneous: Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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DIY

By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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voodoocheese 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

surely you were wearing one at the time?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

Comments

Mirorbo 26

Monday 2 May 2011 0:03

What on earth could your Mother be doing that she can't do a quick run to the store and pick up some garments for you?! Assuming you know your size and don't care for how they look, it should take 10 minutes in the store at the absolute maximum, unless there's a long line! Unless it's a money-issue, then I retract my statement.... Darling...PLEASE tell me your brother got some sort of punishment for this. I hate it when I see things like this and no punishment is delivered. It's just another sick sign of favoritism.

Norwegian_Wood 4

Monday 2 May 2011 2:59

Mirorbo, unfortunately not everyone is that easy to shop for bras for. Between brands and the style, one could range a bit in size. And depending on shape too, some can just be damn uncomfortable. OP, FYL. I'd be so pissed. Try a swimsuit or cami, and I hope you don't have PE class...

azurewave 6

Monday 2 May 2011 3:34

44- pokemon win

meg238f 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:49

That is irrelevant. This is somewhat of an emergency, they could at least get a sports bra or something similar.

boatkicker 4

Monday 2 May 2011 3:54

Also, OP might be an unusual size that is hard to find. If OP is lucky and is a 34-40 B-D than YAY! If OP is on a band size or cup size outside those ranges than it's not all that simple.

NicolaDevoy 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:05

brothers are demons ! aw just get the **** out for the lads :L ha

BofaDeesNuts 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:46

lol

ant1078 7

Monday 2 May 2011 0:05

stay home for three days!

Kitty_kat1 0

Monday 2 May 2011 0:07

Did you accuse your brother of pervertedly wanting you to be bra-less? and about how creepy it was that we went through all of your bras? or did you at least punch him? what about the one you were wearing when he did this?