Miscellaneous: Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair...

By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 16:11 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to take a pair of scissors to all my bras. My mom can't take me shopping for another three days and I have no one to borrow a bra from. I have school. FML

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DIY

By liver - 19/03/2012 00:51 - United States - Santa Cruz

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

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Egg mode

By KillahCam - 26/01/2010 00:15 - United States

Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML

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By Shelby - 19/06/2012 16:38 - United States - Nokomis

Today, I got into a huge fight with a girl at school. My mom and dad decided to punish me by letting my three older brothers pick out my wardrobe for the next week. FML

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By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML

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Hair code

By MoreThanABadHairDay - 25/03/2023 04:00

Today, my little sister used scissors she got from school to cut my hair in the middle of the night while I was asleep. Now it looks like someone went at my hair with a chainsaw, and my school's dress code doesn't allow me to wear a hat or anything else to cover it up. FML

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By dry spell - 02/07/2013 16:17 - United States - Belfair

Today, my mom stole the condoms out of my room and gave them to my little brother because I "won't be needing them anytime soon". FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By selfesteemboost - 27/01/2012 17:14 - Belize

Today, one of my dorm-mates started laughing at a bra hanging to dry in our bathroom. She thought it was hilarious that a college student would still have "such small, baby tits." It was my bra. FML

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voodoocheese 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

surely you were wearing one at the time?

TaylorTotsYumm 10

Sunday 1 May 2011 23:39

The boys will be ecstatic. :]

Comments

XxHITMAN11895xX 3

Monday 2 May 2011 3:29

how nice are your tit's? if they are nice then dont worry.

nmearayta 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:31

just walk as slow as possible and if u have PE ur screwed

tayybayybayyyy 4

Monday 2 May 2011 3:35

wear a sweatshirt if possible!

cattykins 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:41

and this is why I wear built in cami bras usually

green_ghost_fml 4

Monday 2 May 2011 3:43

That sucks. All I can suggest is wear a big hoodie or something and walk slowly. Layering helps too. Wear a couple of shirts or a cami (since they normally have built-in bras) underneath.

pitchblease 2

Monday 2 May 2011 3:43

duct tape

sam518 2

Monday 2 May 2011 3:47

what about a bathing suit top??

ebgames18 0

Monday 2 May 2011 3:48

wear a bathing suit top it's works

badgirl90987 9

Monday 2 May 2011 3:49

use duct tape. a lot of duct tape..

QueenSaru 28

Monday 2 May 2011 3:49

How big are your boobs? I mean, I'm a D, and while I don't LIKE going braless, unless I'm doing jumping jacks, it's not usually a problem. Plus, the tighter the shirt, the better the support. Also, can you not go to the store by yourself? (unless of course you're in a place without close-by shops/public transport)