Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
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Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Yunie_fml 0
You should've wiggled your boobs in front of her face and said, "What the hell do you think these are?"
memyselfandi_fml 0
this reminds me of monica from friends. lol. your mom'll come around. she was probably trying to make the fiance feel welcome :)
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Comments (71)
Unanimated 0
What a bitch.
TheOrpheus 0
you gotta get her back.
commonsense 0
well she didnt have a daughter like that now did she?
Pheonee 0
How about next time you, your mother and a mature woman are out, you say to the other woman "thanks for the great outing, you're awesome. You're like the mother I never had!" Then give your actual mother several pointed looks.
scb197 0
#4...thinkin the same thing lol.
a_world_of_fools 0
Your mom notes insecurities, makes comments to make a new family member feel welcomed. Ask her what she REALLY thinks of her when she's not around. You might be surprised.
bakersfield 0
you shoulda been a better daughter...
shamille 5
omg that's horrible! but maybe she meant the "other" daughter you never had? i hope you said "yeah and you're like the mother I never had!"
Jareth_fml 0
Oh, ouch. :( I'm sure she didn't mean it like it sounds. Still, give her hell.
konekohotaru 0
I'm so sorry. I hope she didn't mean that.