Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
Today, I went to a family reunion with my brother and my mother. She spent quite a while giving a glowing introduction for my brother to one of her cousins. Then, just before walking off, she jerked a thumb in my direction and said, "Oh, yeah, and that's his sister." FML
Today, my fiancé and I visited his family for dinner. The entire time I was there, his mother and sister had an in depth conversation about how attractive his ex girlfriends were and how they got along with them so well. FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
Today, I brought my new girlfriend home for dinner. My mom was being unusually quiet, so I thought she was trying to be polite. After dinner, she pulled me aside and asked why I'd never mentioned that my girlfriend had dated my brother. Apparently everyone knew except me. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I went to meet the girl I'd been talking to online for a while, and fallen in love with. When I arrived at her house, my brother answered the door and took a picture of my shocked face. He and his girlfriend had planned the entire thing because I'm apparently the most gullible member of the family. FML
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom and my dad met for the first time. We discovered that they are each other's exes, and not only that, my girlfriend, whom I have been dating, hanging out, confiding with, being intimate with, shared each other's first times, and plan to marry, is actually my half-sister. FML
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Yunie_fml 0
You should've wiggled your boobs in front of her face and said, "What the hell do you think these are?"
memyselfandi_fml 0
this reminds me of monica from friends. lol. your mom'll come around. she was probably trying to make the fiance feel welcome :)
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Comments (71)
Sigel 0
Huh?
Sigel 0
It was a Freudian slip. She certainly didn't say it intentionally. Doesn't make it suck any the less though.
Dilwann 27
Google the meaning of the words 'Freudian slip' then come back again.
kimmy0892 0
**** her ; that's messed up but she might've just said that to be nice ?
skyttlz 32
Wrong FML.
123amanda123 14
she should have chose wiser words if it wasn't meant to offend you
bagleface 6
Well your the daughter she did have so that's better than being the one she didn't have besides do you want to have sex with your brother? I think not
wdunh69733 24
Fiancee
Orchard 33
Same thing happened to me, only my mother said it to my brother's ex-girlfriend, she wasn't even in the picture as far as becoming family. What some people don't realize because they have normal mentally-healthy mothers, is that some moms are completely insane, do horrible things to their kids and want to ruin their children's lives because of some underlying resentment or sense of entitlement. If your mom is one of those, then run! It's hard to do, but sometimes you need to for your own sake.
floggnaw_daunis 8
That's just ****** up. I'm sorry that happened
worldclassrager 41
Well that can be taken a few different ways...okay maybe not...I would think that she said that with the intension that you wouldn't hear it