Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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Skyzeri 20
I set fiiiiire, to the paint. Watch it burn as my grade fades awaaay.
cjlerch 29
I'd have thought that would've worked.
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foreverhappy98 10
This could have worked...
Ihavegas 22
next time use old black coffee.
False_Stupidity 42
Burn baby burn, Homework inferno!..
worldclassrager 41
That rarely goes as planned...but I learned burn the paper first then write it or print with very precise measurements
yeahthatsmeee 10
I used that method for my homework and I'm glad I did because it took like 3 tried to get it right
daydreamer244 13
Get someone to vouch for you? Also, maybe it wasn't the best idea to be messing with fire in the first place...
PurelyCanadian 18
The only person that can vouch for them is their brother. And that might make it look like they're trying to cover up not having homework done in the first place. As it states, they were trying to artificially aged their homework. You need flame to do that.
domolovesyoshi 33
the parents could vouch for that as I'm sure when the homework went up they cane running or OP probably told them about
buckdharma 38
turn in some ash can art.
cakefete2 31
Tell the teacher you made hipster art. You added fire "before it was cool".
The_Burrito_Guy 6
Pour a bit of coffee on it, let it dry and it should be fine
Parmateam 3
Pornoleso **** addict
Saub 19
You probably should've done the burning BEFORE you drew.
shredder8838 10
It said the brother burned it. Learn to read next time