Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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Skyzeri 20
I set fiiiiire, to the paint. Watch it burn as my grade fades awaaay.
cjlerch 29
I'd have thought that would've worked.
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Comments (76)
Ninja_Plumber 9
Looks like that idea went up in flames.
PurelyCanadian 18
Try explaining the situation at hand to your teacher. That sounds completely viable to me.
lexiiloowho 2
Coke & tea both work to age documents .
xleahx131 9
That's a pretty darn clever excuse.. Wasn't good enough I guess!
Mooglefox 24
Wait, did you go with the idea of letting him set fire to it?
LennyComa 39
To be fair If I was you're teacher and A student said "My brother set fire to my homework" I would be suspicious. However I reckon the teacher should give you a few days extension
corn_flake 19
Maybe don't hold the paper so close to the flame.
Shannon98 16
That could actually be a believable excuse. It's a shame it didn't work.
howsthisforaname 34
"The Guiana pig ate my homework" didn't fly either, even though I had the chewed up remains to show my teacher.
IndianAngel96 13
Tea or coffee help with aging.