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FML - The follow-up

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...
By kayadd33 / Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:13 / Canada - Richmond
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By  perdix  |  37

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

By  Sparks808  |  29

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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  primadonna9396  |  17

Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.

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