Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out...

By kayadd33 - 10/4/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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No feeling - Just conversation

Right in the millet

Woe is me!

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By perdix | 29

#4285507 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:04

1. Write down what she says.
2. Dress in sandals and robes.
3. Go to a crowded place like a mall.
4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd.
5. ?????
6. Prophet.

By Sparks808 | 10

#4285550 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:15

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer."
Congrats, mom!!

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By That_Sucks1997 | 6

#4285438 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:57

Sounds pretty cute if you ask me!

betticonfetti | 7

#4285460 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:58

That depends on how old op's daughter is...

muzy | 23

#4285785 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:15

as long as the mum makes sure that she brings balance to the force abduction not leave it in darkness.

muzy | 23

#4285794 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:17

edit: and. I hate predictive texts -.-

shanemaximo | 7

#4288090 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 5:21

Tell her to put her money where her mouth is and stop agent smith from taking over the matrix.

primadonna9396 | 16

#4291323 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 23:58

Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.

By slick5880 | 22

#4285442 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:57

There can be only one!

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4285720 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:00

Cool terminator tattoo. That is all.

Heinousness | 0

#4285999 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:16

..winner of the 74th Hunger Games...

EnterSandman_fml | 20

#4286276 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:36

Love the Highlander reference. Too bad OP's not from Scotland.

Master0Camox | 4

#4287551 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 3:44

And black?

footballpro22 | 2

#4288479 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 8:05

Kung pow! Fists of fury!

By amrik | 11

#4285455 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:58

She Will not kill he-who-must-not-be-named

Wicked361 | 8

#4285768 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:12

Voldemort!!!! I said it!!!

muzy | 23

#4285849 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:29

50- I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if i was you.

mondayna | 3

#4289706 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 17:18

I laugh at your effort to be funny ^

ReesieBanana21 | 12

#4342789 - Monday 23 April 2012 7:54

OMG! I kinda read that in a cyborg sorta voice for some reason. Lol.

doctor__who | 19

#6120866 - Monday 17 November 2014 16:19

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

By RabidBunny | 10

#4285464 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:59

Chosen for what? That is the true question. :D

lavitaebella_fml | 0

#4285494 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:03

To help restore my country's economy (America)

Woohoo!

emeraldisle | 30

#4285532 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:10

Restore my country too!

memob123 | 0

#4285923 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:44

Restore every country's economy!

skoob1 | 12

#4285954 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 20:56

For the next introduction in the psych clinic.

jtthegr8 | 26

#4286036 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:26

To be top whore

skitzofunia88 | 8

#4286717 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 0:42

Whoreoff!!!

typark123 | 7

#4287060 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 1:47

Hahaha that's cold :P

3kmtg | 7

#4288390 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 7:21

To be John Conner and stop sky net and the machines

C94_ | 0

#4292022 - Thursday 12 April 2012 2:03

Well I would post an answer but it would be too true and wrong at the same time

By Mama_Umbridge | 8

#4285468 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 18:59

It is truly an honor

By Boston_4_Life | 3

#4285478 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:01

Maybe she is

nofearjenshere | 12

#4285994 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:12

Is OP's daughter Lebron?

dethbunny | 0

#4287690 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:13

Oh, there is so much wrong with that comment.

allard | 14

#4289491 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 16:14

I give you points for trying..

By emeraldisle | 30

#4285479 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:01

Hope she's ready for all that responsibility!

By pimpcracker | 8

#4285483 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:01

tell her she has been chosen... for a nice comfy bed with straps and padded walls

klimp | 0

#4286002 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:19

Put on a shirt

eddeeezzyy | 19

#4286032 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:25

89 - he is wearing a shirt, but obviously he doesn't know how to wear it right lol

Genoc123 | 5

#4286098 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 21:45

I just wrote that to dip s#%t on another post lol get a shirt tough guy

sinking_fish | 12

#4286138 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:02

Tools of FML, UNITE!!!

emba_fml | 13

#4286148 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:08

what an obnoxious photo

Michele2luv | 8

#4286183 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:24

I have no problem with his photo . . .

gooberz69 | 0

#4286346 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 22:49

Haha pwnd

kaylie007 | 0

#4286515 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:36

I agree....and i like ur shirt off ;)

ilovepillows | 0

#4286533 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:43

i agree, likin' the shirt off(;

SkoomaKi | 27

#4286558 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:52

126 - By the look of your profile picture, you have a boyfriend. I think looking at other guy's bodies is a bit unfaithful?

emba_fml | 13

#4286578 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 23:56

let's all try to hit on someone over fml! :D

lilny5613 | 10

#4287748 - Wednesday 11 April 2012 4:21

Ha ha. You win, my friend

By nunubug3000 | 0

#4285497 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:03

Aaaa cute!

By SkoomaKi | 27

#4285502 - Tuesday 10 April 2012 19:04

Tell her you're the chosen one from hell. Reaction = priceless