FML - The follow-up
She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...
By kayadd33 /
Tuesday 10 April 2012 14:13 /
Canada - Richmond
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perdix
| 29
1. Write down what she says.
2. Dress in sandals and robes.
3. Go to a crowded place like a mall.
4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd.
5. ?????
6. Prophet.
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Sparks808
| 10
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer."
Congrats, mom!!
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That_Sucks1997
| 6
Sounds pretty cute if you ask me!
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betticonfetti
| 7
That depends on how old op's daughter is...
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muzy
| 23
as long as the mum makes sure that she brings balance to the force abduction not leave it in darkness.
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muzy
| 23
edit: and. I hate predictive texts -.-
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shanemaximo
| 7
Tell her to put her money where her mouth is and stop agent smith from taking over the matrix.
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primadonna9396
| 16
Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.
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slick5880
| 21
There can be only one!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Cool terminator tattoo. That is all.
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Heinousness
| 0
..winner of the 74th Hunger Games...
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EnterSandman_fml
| 20
Love the Highlander reference. Too bad OP's not from Scotland.
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Master0Camox
| 4
And black?
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footballpro22
| 2
Kung pow! Fists of fury!
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amrik
| 11
She Will not kill he-who-must-not-be-named
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Wicked361
| 8
Voldemort!!!! I said it!!!
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muzy
| 23
50- I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if i was you.
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mondayna
| 3
I laugh at your effort to be funny ^
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ReesieBanana21
| 12
OMG! I kinda read that in a cyborg sorta voice for some reason. Lol.
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doctor__who
| 19
Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.
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RabidBunny
| 10
Chosen for what? That is the true question. :D
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lavitaebella_fml
| 0
To help restore my country's economy (America)
Woohoo!
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emeraldisle
| 30
Restore my country too!
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memob123
| 0
Restore every country's economy!
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skoob1
| 12
For the next introduction in the psych clinic.
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jtthegr8
| 26
To be top whore
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skitzofunia88
| 8
Whoreoff!!!
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typark123
| 7
Hahaha that's cold :P
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3kmtg
| 7
To be John Conner and stop sky net and the machines
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C94_
| 0
Well I would post an answer but it would be too true and wrong at the same time
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Mama_Umbridge
| 8
It is truly an honor
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Boston_4_Life
| 3
Maybe she is
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nofearjenshere
| 12
Is OP's daughter Lebron?
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dethbunny
| 0
Oh, there is so much wrong with that comment.
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allard
| 14
I give you points for trying..
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emeraldisle
| 30
Hope she's ready for all that responsibility!
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pimpcracker
| 8
tell her she has been chosen... for a nice comfy bed with straps and padded walls
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klimp
| 0
Put on a shirt
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eddeeezzyy
| 19
89 - he is wearing a shirt, but obviously he doesn't know how to wear it right lol
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Genoc123
| 5
I just wrote that to dip s#%t on another post lol get a shirt tough guy
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sinking_fish
| 12
Tools of FML, UNITE!!!
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emba_fml
| 13
what an obnoxious photo
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Michele2luv
| 8
I have no problem with his photo . . .
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gooberz69
| 0
Haha pwnd
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kaylie007
| 0
I agree....and i like ur shirt off ;)
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ilovepillows
| 0
i agree, likin' the shirt off(;
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SkoomaKi
| 24
126 - By the look of your profile picture, you have a boyfriend. I think looking at other guy's bodies is a bit unfaithful?
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emba_fml
| 13
let's all try to hit on someone over fml! :D
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lilny5613
| 10
Ha ha. You win, my friend
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nunubug3000
| 0
Aaaa cute!
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SkoomaKi
| 24
Tell her you're the chosen one from hell. Reaction = priceless
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