By kayadd33 - 10/04/2012 14:13 - Canada - Richmond

Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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She's 13 and perfectly normal in every other way...

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perdix 29

1. Write down what she says. 2. Dress in sandals and robes. 3. Go to a crowded place like a mall. 4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd. 5. ????? 6. Prophet.

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Sparks808 10

"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer." Congrats, mom!!

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That_Sucks1997 6
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Sounds pretty cute if you ask me!

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betticonfetti 7
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That depends on how old op's daughter is...

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muzy 23
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as long as the mum makes sure that she brings balance to the force abduction not leave it in darkness.

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muzy 23
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edit: and. I hate predictive texts -.-

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shanemaximo 7

Tell her to put her money where her mouth is and stop agent smith from taking over the matrix.

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primadonna9396 16
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Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.

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slick5880 22
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There can be only one!

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KiddNYC1O 20

Cool terminator tattoo. That is all.

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Heinousness 0
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..winner of the 74th Hunger Games...

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EnterSandman_fml 20
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Love the Highlander reference. Too bad OP's not from Scotland.

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footballpro22 2
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Kung pow! Fists of fury!

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amrik 11
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She Will not kill he-who-must-not-be-named

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Wicked361 8

Voldemort!!!! I said it!!!

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muzy 23
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50- I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if i was you.

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mondayna 3

I laugh at your effort to be funny ^

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ReesieBanana21 12
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OMG! I kinda read that in a cyborg sorta voice for some reason. Lol.

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doctor__who 19

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

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RabidBunny 10

Chosen for what? That is the true question. :D

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lavitaebella_fml 0

To help restore my country's economy (America) Woohoo!

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emeraldisle 30
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Restore my country too!

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memob123 0
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Restore every country's economy!

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skoob1 12
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For the next introduction in the psych clinic.

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jtthegr8 26
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To be top whore

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typark123 7
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Hahaha that's cold :P

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3kmtg 7

To be John Conner and stop sky net and the machines

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C94_ 0

Well I would post an answer but it would be too true and wrong at the same time

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Mama_Umbridge 8
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It is truly an honor

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nofearjenshere 12

Is OP's daughter Lebron?

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dethbunny 0

Oh, there is so much wrong with that comment.

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allard 14
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I give you points for trying..

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emeraldisle 30
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Hope she's ready for all that responsibility!

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pimpcracker 8
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tell her she has been chosen... for a nice comfy bed with straps and padded walls

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klimp 0

Put on a shirt

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eddeeezzyy 19
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89 - he is wearing a shirt, but obviously he doesn't know how to wear it right lol

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Genoc123 5
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I just wrote that to dip s#%t on another post lol get a shirt tough guy

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sinking_fish 12

Tools of FML, UNITE!!!

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emba_fml 13
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what an obnoxious photo

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Michele2luv 8

I have no problem with his photo . . .

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gooberz69 0

Haha pwnd

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kaylie007 0

I agree....and i like ur shirt off ;)

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ilovepillows 0
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i agree, likin' the shirt off(;

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SkoomaKi 27
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126 - By the look of your profile picture, you have a boyfriend. I think looking at other guy's bodies is a bit unfaithful?

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emba_fml 13
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let's all try to hit on someone over fml! :D

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lilny5613 10
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Ha ha. You win, my friend

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nunubug3000 0

Aaaa cute!

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SkoomaKi 27
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Tell her you're the chosen one from hell. Reaction = priceless

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