That depends on how old op's daughter is...

as long as the mum makes sure that she brings balance to the force abduction not leave it in darkness.

edit: and. I hate predictive texts -.-

Tell her to put her money where her mouth is and stop agent smith from taking over the matrix.

Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.

Cool terminator tattoo. That is all.

..winner of the 74th Hunger Games...

Love the Highlander reference. Too bad OP's not from Scotland.

And black?

Kung pow! Fists of fury!

Voldemort!!!! I said it!!!

50- I'd sleep with one eye open tonight if i was you.

I laugh at your effort to be funny ^

OMG! I kinda read that in a cyborg sorta voice for some reason. Lol.

Fear of a name only increases fear of the thing itself.

To help restore my country's economy (America) Woohoo!

Restore my country too!

Restore every country's economy!

For the next introduction in the psych clinic.

To be top whore

Whoreoff!!!

Hahaha that's cold :P

To be John Conner and stop sky net and the machines

Well I would post an answer but it would be too true and wrong at the same time

Is OP's daughter Lebron?

Oh, there is so much wrong with that comment.

I give you points for trying..

Put on a shirt

89 - he is wearing a shirt, but obviously he doesn't know how to wear it right lol

I just wrote that to dip s#%t on another post lol get a shirt tough guy

Tools of FML, UNITE!!!

what an obnoxious photo

I have no problem with his photo . . .

Haha pwnd

I agree....and i like ur shirt off ;)

i agree, likin' the shirt off(;

126 - By the look of your profile picture, you have a boyfriend. I think looking at other guy's bodies is a bit unfaithful?

let's all try to hit on someone over fml! :D

Ha ha. You win, my friend