1. Write down what she says.
2. Dress in sandals and robes.
3. Go to a crowded place like a mall.
4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd.
5. ?????
6. Prophet.
"Into every generation a slayer is born: one girl in all the world, a chosen one. She alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the vampires, demons, and the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. She is the Slayer."
Congrats, mom!!
Yeah, it's adorable until she starts hoarding her own urine in jars and stabbing strangers because God told her to. Luckily atypical antipsychotics are pretty effective nowadays.
2. Dress in sandals and robes.
3. Go to a crowded place like a mall.
4. Read your daughter's writings to the crowd.
5. ?????
6. Prophet.
Congrats, mom!!