Today, my brother decided to help me artificially age some of my artwork by singeing the edges slightly. Apparently "my brother set fire to my homework" isn't a valid excuse. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my idiot kid brother set my shirt on fire with a magnifying glass while I was taking a nap outside. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my dad set my hair on fire while cooking. He then tried to convince me that it spontaneously combusted. FML
Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Today, my teenage daughter nearly burned down our house because she wanted to take "artsy" pictures with a lighter for Instagram. FML
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Skyzeri 20
I set fiiiiire, to the paint. Watch it burn as my grade fades awaaay.
cjlerch 29
I'd have thought that would've worked.
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Epickitty58 29
Bring the ashes tomorrow and title it "The Missing Homework".
Sniper_Chick4110 20
It should be.
lilushi 8
My dog literally ate my homework once
FalconWhitaker 20
Bring burned homework, name it "The Road to Hell", explain how it represents that good intentions can often lead to disaster?
PureDefender 8
I did this before but it's best to use a tiny match and have yourself ready to blow it or stomp on the paper
DJPON3 4
Never trust a sibling with art. My brother got Jack Daniels on one of my art pieces he wanted to see if the characters I drew would get drunk. He was drunk.
Beccag7 14
And he set fire, to the pages!! Watched it burn as he laughed his ass off!!!
Chibi_Kitten 24
You should try using tea to age the paper next time.
Mindashy 13
We did this in a 6th grade class. Instead of actually using fire, you just rip the edge and then use brown colored pencils or crayons to give it that look.