Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
Top comments
bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
IsaiahG69 0
Let him jack off, ill have sex with you (: lol
linkinpark98 24
Keep your boner to yourself, please.
justinhere 3
Try to find the spark of the relationship op. Do something exciting like doing it in a different place, just don't get caught.......
Niedermayer_20 12
I smell a break up
latinmustanggirl 0
Snap of his member and throw it in the tall grass never to be seen again or just find someone else
hyden121 2
Take control and make him appreciate you. If he does not then leave him.
tinymonkey_fml 0
Then just leave his ass
krb9809 0
Oh my goodness seriously... Why does everyone think its demoralizing and rude! I have been in a relationship for 4 years, and I like to **********. We have a great healthy sexual relationship. But I like to have a relationship with myself too! Sometimes I dont want sex. Its not a big deal. Unless he never has sex with you, then yall need to talk about something.
Bootle 10
Maybe he's just subtly trying to tell you that you're fat?
kei1108 13
Be with someone who makes you happy. Listen to the other comments that wonder why you are with him!!!
sarahactually 0
Dude my bf does that all the time!!