Gabi
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boyfriend would rather jerk off than have sex with me. Even if I'm next to him in bed. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Bored
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Jena
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Libido
Today, I found out that my boyfriend would rather jerk off to porn than to ever touch me, even if I wear a naughty outfit. FML
hannieannie
Oxford, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend said he was too tired to have sex with me because he'd spent the whole day jerking off. FML
Anonymous
Babylon, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Slacker
Today, my boyfriend told me that he'd rather jerk off to sexy pictures of me than actually have sex, because he gets too tired. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I learned that my boyfriend waits 'til I am asleep to wack off to porn on the internet. We haven't had sex in months because he doesn't want to. FML
Ananimus
Peekskill, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I overheard my boyfriend of two years saying he only dates me because "sometimes jerking off just ain't good enough". FML
SickofhisBs
🌶️ Spicy
Run for the hills
Today, and every time I don’t feel like having sex with my boyfriend, he audibly jerks off, and passively aggressively moans to try and guilt trip me into doing it. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Handjob
Today, I heard my boyfriend masturbate next to me and then relieves himself on my bed sheets. FML
Anonymous
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
In the mood
Today, I came home early from work and caught my boyfriend jerking off. When I tried to flirt and say I could help him, he said he wasn't in the mood anymore. He hasn't touched me in months. FML
Anonymous
Citrus Heights, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gimme the D
Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML
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bryanbntz 0
Soooo, why are you with him?
Emd0406 4
Break his hand.
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Comments (307)
HateLife66 0
If he jerks off, you should fap, so then he'll think it's sexy and want to have sex with you.
Mackenzie99 6
Ouuuch -_- that's harsh lol
fafu_fml 4
Wow！it‘s so ridiculous！
yaoifreak 8
Ummm okay? ********** in front of him
MizzShortyy 2
I feel the pain. Men don't make efforts.. god forbid they should wake you up. lol
TSN619 7
Yes wake her up then she complains about being woken up, genius!
Pshhyah 7
Maybe it's just too much exercise for him...... Relationships aren't all about sex, but if he doesn't want to have any with you, maybe there's something wrong?
darrion100000 0
Get a new boyfriend that want you.
j_cat187 20
You're a jerk (I know)
imperialtl 12
Solution to your problems: offer him anal. He'll be on that shit on a jiffy. Pun intended.
linkinpark98 24
Get a new boyfriend.